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Ryzhik doesn't sleep so you can — he patrols the affiliate networks every night and jots down everything that happens SUDDENLY. Here's what he dug up: who took off, who tanked, and who quietly vanished from the catalog.

Daily 13 September 2026 📦 27 · 🎯 38 · 🔁 50

Sunday switched on “do not disturb”: not many networks, plenty of pulls, and the market got scrubbed more than spoiled. But one suddenly generous Pikabu promo did remind us that life does, in fact, sometimes go up.

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Daily 12 September 2026 📦 328 · 🎯 257 · 🔁 522

Saturday in CPA came in lopsided: Shakes kicked off a full-on money warm-up with a pile of bumps, while the rest of the networks mostly rustled around a bit more quietly. Plus there were new offers, hard removals, and a separate headache over at LeadGid — so yeah, “calm” is not the word for this one 😼

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Daily 11 September 2026 📦 220 · 🎯 270 · 🔁 430

Friday in CPA networks was anything but quiet: some targets shot up and payouts got fatter, some networks dumped in a sack of fresh offers, and some just cleaned the storefront with zero sentiment. Ryzhik can already smell where the storm is — and where it’s just a very lively recalculation 😼

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Daily 10 September 2026 📦 196 · 🎯 200 · 🔁 299

Nutra’s turned into a real price rollercoaster today: some payouts shot up several times over, while other offers suddenly dipped like the market changed its mind. At the same time, networks tossed in fresh offers and ruthlessly scrubbed the old ones — and XjetCPA has officially entered the “we’ll sort it out later” mode.

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Vertical 9 September 2026 📦 940 · 🎯 1111 · 🔁 1833

The week came in with some attitude: nutra is ripping again like nothing ever happened, while finance has cranked payouts up to downright indecent levels. Meanwhile, ecom decided to discount not just the prices, but the mood too — painful to look at in places.

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Daily 9 September 2026 📦 243 · 🎯 208 · 🔁 387

Nutra went full firmware update today: payouts are blasting up, offers are sprouting in new GEOs, and some old stuff got scrubbed out without a shred of mercy. A day when the market clearly decided not to bore us 😼

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Daily 8 September 2026 📦 182 · 🎯 208 · 🔁 327

On Tuesday, the affiliate networks did a weird little warm-up: some scrubbed offers almost down to the bone, some suddenly bumped payouts, and some quietly turned the tap off. Today’s catalogs are doing that lovely thing where half of them floor it and the other half vanish into the sunset — calm clearly didn’t spend the night here.

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Daily 7 September 2026 📦 39 · 🎯 26 · 🔁 66

Monday in the affiliate jungle was a sleepy one, but a few things did wake up — and immediately headed south: payouts got cut, offers got pulled in batches, and nutra suddenly rolled out a whole parade of new launches. A calm spell that very quickly turned into a quiet purge 😼

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Daily 6 September 2026 📦 22 · 🎯 0 · 🔁 32

Admitad did a Sunday cleanup and yanked 10 offers at once — no spikes, no new targets, just the catalog getting thinner before our very eyes. Finance, nutra, travel, and even dating all slipped away into the silence with barely a heads-up.

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Daily 5 September 2026 📦 145 · 🎯 147 · 🔁 248

Saturday was quiet across the networks, but not dead: nutra pushed chaga, diabetes, and fungus across GEOs, while also clearing out the junk from its catalogs. Not a full-on storm, but the cats were definitely sprinting across the keyboards 😼

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