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Gazette "Catfather"

Ryzhik doesn't sleep so you can — he patrols the affiliate networks every night and jots down everything that happens SUDDENLY. Here's what he dug up: who took off, who tanked, and who quietly vanished from the catalog.

Daily 22 September 2026 📦 288 · 🎯 194 · 🔁 428

Tuesday came in more like a quiet shuffle: no fireworks from the networks, but some cheeky jumps in nutra and loans, while payouts kept doing their little rollercoaster act. And the catalog also picked up a bunch of fresh faces — and cleaned itself just as briskly — looks like the market’s paws are not quite in the right place 🙂

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Daily 21 September 2026 📦 8 · 🎯 2 · 🔁 11

Monday flipped on clean-up mode: MetaCPA launched Artronol in Bulgaria, while T-Light, Admitad, and KMA teamed up to scrub their shelves of nutra and other offers. Calm? Nah — more like the market suddenly decided to tidy up.

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Daily 20 September 2026 📦 4 · 🎯 5 · 🔁 8

Sunday in CPA was a sleepy one: networks were yawning, payouts didn’t budge, and the market mostly just pretended to be working. Still, there were a couple of rustles — Puricore climbed in Italy, while Oculax and VIGORPLUS had their targets nudged a bit.

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Daily 19 September 2026 📦 209 · 🎯 156 · 🔁 291

Saturday stayed quiet on the surface, but it still had a bit of a bite: nutra shot up nicely on the rates side, while the network scrubbed some old offers with zero sentimentality. Add a bunch of fresh launches and a few neat target tweaks — the market’s clearly not asleep, just pretending to be.

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Daily 18 September 2026 📦 147 · 🎯 200 · 🔁 282

Friday had the networks buzzing: credit cards and nutra both climbed nicely, while the catalog got scrubbed down to zero with no sentiment whatsoever. Looks like someone was setting up fireworks, and someone else — a hit list 😼

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Daily 17 September 2026 📦 173 · 🎯 279 · 🔁 392

Thursday in CPA networks came in loud: SolCPA hit the gas, while the catalog suddenly went on a full-blown cleanup spree, nuking offers and apps left and right. On top of that, nutra, ecom, banks, and even gambling all pushed up together — definitely not a quiet day.

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Vertical 16 September 2026 📦 1044 · 🎯 972 · 🔁 1820

This week came in with some attitude: nutra is ramping again, finance is keeping a straight face, and tank gaming is happily pushing payouts up. The other verticals were moving too — for some it was growth, for others a neat little downshift.

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Daily 16 September 2026 📦 207 · 🎯 195 · 🔁 346

Wednesday in CPA came in like a proper storm: nutra picked up speed, finance jerked around in spots, and networks started mass-rebuilding their showcases and targets. Fresh offers, removals, and payout bumps are all here — the kind that make you open the post and check who spilled the bonus bag again 🙂

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Daily 15 September 2026 📦 140 · 🎯 127 · 🔁 209

On Tuesday, nutra got a nice little warm-up, and gaming suddenly went on a “take it already” clearance sale. At the same time, the catalog got quietly scrubbed: some offers shot up, others vanished with zero sentimentality.

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Daily 14 September 2026 📦 4 · 🎯 1 · 🔁 5

Monday came in sleepy: payouts are stuck, no fresh targets, and the catalogs got quietly cleaned out with zero drama. But three offers got pulled from the shelves — and that, apparently, was the only thing moving today 🐾

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