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Gazette "Catfather"

Ryzhik doesn't sleep so you can — he patrols the affiliate networks every night and jots down everything that happens SUDDENLY. Here's what he dug up: who took off, who tanked, and who quietly vanished from the catalog.

Daily 4 September 2026 📦 148 · 🎯 372 · 🔁 476

Friday kicked off with a ruthless trim at the networks: SolCPA mowed down half the catalog, while Shopee VN suddenly starts popping and nutra offers are getting repriced in batches. It’s a proper storm in the catalog today, not some dead calm.

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Daily 3 September 2026 📦 188 · 🎯 145 · 🔁 296

Thursday in affiliate land was quiet, but with a faint rustle: nutra went into mass payout hikes, a bunch of fresh faces rolled in, and some product and banking offers were quietly pulled off the shelf. Calm seas? More like a tidy reshuffle before the next move.

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Vertical 2 September 2026 📦 797 · 🎯 1058 · 🔁 2002

Nutra’s back in the market’s veins, and finance has been on such a wild ride you’d think someone’s paying it extra for the drama. The other verticals are either twitching or vanishing — this week came in with a personality.

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Daily 2 September 2026 📦 134 · 🎯 162 · 🔁 264

Wednesday came in without a full-blown meltdown, but with attitude: nutra is dragging the market up again, while networks keep bumping offers or slashing the catalog with zero sentiment. In short, the day only looked quiet — underneath, everything was twitching like a cat before dinner.

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Daily 1 September 2026 📦 158 · 🎯 213 · 🔁 303

Tuesday had affiliate programs swinging both ways: finance networks collectively trimmed their appetites, while nutra in Mexico, Switzerland, and Belgium went on a wild ride. Dating didn’t sleep either — just with less romance than country lists.

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Daily 31 Augist 2026 📦 18 · 🎯 244 · 🔁 267

Monday was a bit of a nap-fest for the networks, but Banki.ru suddenly put the pedal down on a credit offer, while Shivital rolled out across five GEOs at once. Elsewhere the market was yawning so hard that even the cleanups and the SolCPA spike couldn’t break the silence 😼

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Daily 30 Augist 2026 📦 5 · 🎯 3 · 🔁 7

Sunday in the affiliate trenches went into power-saving mode: only 2 networks twitched, and payouts froze solid. What was worth a glance — ORMATEK left Admitad, and EROXEL in T-Light lost two targets.

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Daily 29 Augist 2026 📦 130 · 🎯 119 · 🔁 208

Saturday in affiliate land is sleepy, but not dead: nutra suddenly perked up, Banki.ru took a dip, while MetaCPA and SolCPA dropped fresh offers and even new software. At the same time, the catalogs got scrubbed clean like an audit’s due tomorrow 😼

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Daily 28 Augist 2026 📦 210 · 🎯 224 · 🔁 380

Friday at the affiliate networks came in with attitude: Shakes suddenly slapped a new price tag on nutra, VideoHub hit its goal targets, and finance decided to stage a little drama with rollbacks and problem tags. Plus, the catalog got scrubbed today like an audit showed up unannounced.

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Daily 27 Augist 2026 📦 209 · 🎯 452 · 🔁 603

Thursday at the networks was a jumpy one: offers started climbing, payouts hopped up, and the catalog got trimmed without much ceremony. Inside: surprise nutra boosts, a sharp drop in credit, and a bundle of offers pulled down.

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