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Daily 8 September 2026 📦 182 · 🎯 208 · 🔁 327

On Tuesday, the affiliate networks didn’t throw a marathon — more like a weird warm-up: some handed out money, some wiped out half the catalog, and some just silently rode off into the sunset with the offers.

🧨 Hondrofrost is gone, the joints didn’t make it

Shakes scrubbed Hondrofrost out of almost all Europe: 20 pulled offers from DE to HU, plus separate low versions with price tags like 29 EUR and 111 RON. The joint-care epic got shut down without any ceremony — looks like the catalog’s knees got tired of creaking too.

📈 CashFactories kicked off like nutra on energy drinks

The network’s showing a clear spike: 113 versus a median of 37.0. And this isn’t just noise — a whole batch of low offers moved targets to +4…+5. This catalog didn’t “grow”; it went absolutely feral, like someone left the optimism tap wide open.

💰 CashBoom decided money should look prettier

CashBoom rolled out a batch reprice for 8 offers: from 1000–7000 to 1900–9500 (+25…100%). The lucky ones include Berezhny, Rublion, Money to Your Door, and five more buddies. Very businesslike: squeeze first, then open the wallet nice and wide.

🚀 Urgent money somehow got even more urgent

Srochno Dengi in RU jumped from 2104.98 to 4595 per approved loan — that’s +118%. Now that’s what I call a payout: not just running, but sprinting and forgetting to breathe. Finance is clearly in a “pay before we change our minds” mood today.

👀 Nutra is back to curing everything in sight

Reishield posted two nice jumps at once: in CZ, the lead went 20→50 (+150%); in EE, 20→40 (+100%). And Visiowell in GT moved up 10→22 (+120%). Nutra as usual: today it needs lungs, tomorrow eyes, and the day after it’s promising spiritual enlightenment.

🛒 New offers: the storefront got puffy again

Among the fresh arrivals, Magnit dostavka and Money on Loan from CashBoom are looking especially lively, plus Netology there too. On the exotic side, there’s Hotels.com by Expedia across several GEOs and a whole scatter of Reishield for different countries. The catalogs are doing fine: if we’re not healing people, at least we’re booking them a vacation.

💀 Not everyone got lucky with the mood today

There were drops too: One Click Money in RU slipped 7095→5327 (-25%), while Contented in Russia went 15→12 (-20%). GuruVPN in the US also drifted 6→5 (-17%), and T-Bank for non-residents — 1340→1119 (-16%). One of those days: somewhere rates get bumped up, and somewhere they quietly turn the tap down and pretend that’s always been the plan.

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