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Gazette "Catfather"

Ryzhik doesn't sleep so you can — he patrols the affiliate networks every night and jots down everything that happens SUDDENLY. Here's what he dug up: who took off, who tanked, and who quietly vanished from the catalog.

Daily 10 October 2026 📦 195 · 🎯 182 · 🔁 334

Saturday was a bit of a nervous one for the affiliate crowd: some networks were snoozing, while others suddenly marked offers up and hauled in a whole handful of nutra. The catalog, meanwhile, managed to both slim down and, in places, tick up a bit — “calm seas” only exists in the marketing copy here.

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Daily 9 October 2026 📦 237 · 🎯 205 · 🔁 399

Friday in affiliate land is anything but quiet: some offers are getting slashed and yanked in batches, while others are suddenly bulking up their GEOs and payouts, and a few networks are moving like it’s not the end of the week but the start of the hunt. Plenty to look at here 😼

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Daily 8 October 2026 📦 235 · 🎯 309 · 🔁 475

Thursday in nutra went full revaluation mode: some offers suddenly got pricier and spread across Europe, while others quietly folded and got kicked out of the catalog. Inside: a clearance sale, a purge, and a little catalog panic 🐾

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Vertical 7 October 2026 📦 2011 · 🎯 1777 · 🔁 3677

Nutra suddenly got a pulse back, finance cranked payouts up, and betting, like clockwork, chopped them down to zero romance. One of those weeks where some verticals are rattling with fat cash, while others quietly yank the charger out of the wall.

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Daily 7 October 2026 📦 965 · 🎯 691 · 🔁 1602

Wednesday at Shakes was basically a “swap the whole catalog” kind of day: offers were flying out of the list left and right, while nutra suddenly tossed in new targets and prices. The rookies also stepped onto the stage, so yeah, calm wasn’t exactly on the schedule 😉

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Daily 6 October 2026 📦 357 · 🎯 352 · 🔁 605

Shakes has stirred up a proper nutra commotion: bumped payouts generously in some places, and in others cleaned out offers and targets without a shred of sentiment. Meanwhile, other networks dropped a few surprise updates too — from a nice lift to sudden dips.

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Daily 5 October 2026 📦 23 · 🎯 4 · 🔁 27

Monday in the CPA networks came and went without any payout moves, but XjetCPA pulled off a surprise nutra cleanout: fresh offers got wheeled in, while the old ones were hauled out by the pallet. One of those days that says “calm seas, but somebody already emptied half the warehouse” 🙂

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Daily 4 October 2026 📦 9 · 🎯 3 · 🔁 12

Sunday in the affiliate jungle came with no new heroics — just a brisk cleanup of the storefronts: six pulls and one more target marked down. The calm was so dead even the cat watch had time to get bored 😼

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Daily 3 October 2026 📦 323 · 🎯 226 · 🔁 472

Saturday wasn’t much of a day off for the networks either: nutra went through a repricing spree, offers got yeeted out of the catalog, and some goals even got nudged upward. Inside: Shakes with prices in orbit, LemonAD with fresh drops, and a pretty serious cleanup across the board 🙂

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Daily 2 October 2026 📦 204 · 🎯 224 · 🔁 361

Friday was a bit of a nerve-wrecker for the networks: Shopee MX slammed the payout structure around, and Shakes went on a full-scale nutra reprice across Europe. Somewhere the rates shot up, somewhere offers got quietly scrubbed — so yeah, boring was not on the menu.

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