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Daily 11 September 2026 📦 220 · 🎯 270 · 🔁 430

Friday didn’t give us fireworks — it served up a full-on nutra carnival: payouts are crawling, targets keep getting bumped, and networks are pretending this was the plan all along.

🎯 Reishield gave Europe diabetes, Turkish-style

In Reishield EU - diabetes, a whole stack of GEOs went to the moon: CH 20→55 (+175%), SK/LT/CZ 20→50 (+150%), plus IT 20→47 (+135%). The rest of Europe also got nudged up to 45–40. The Turkish “diabetes” crowd clearly isn’t being shy with incentives today.

👀 Cleaview decided eyesight is a luxury

Cleaview rolled out a whole series of reprices across Europe: FI high 20→42 (+110%), BE 20→41.67 (+108%), SK 20→40.67 (+103%), PL 20→37.38 (+87%), PT 20→36.4 (+82%). And in bulk across DE/CH/CZ/ES/HU/RO/HR, the ranges were lifted to 28.5–105. Seems even the calculator needed better glasses.

💼 Tino VN suddenly got very generous

Tino VN RevShare jumped from 24 to 60 (+150%). For Vietnam, that’s not growth anymore — that’s a statement. The network basically said “take it,” and stopped explaining itself. Finance, apparently, also felt like playing revshare with some ambition today.

🧩 Shakes woke up and kicked off a repricing breakfast

Shakes didn’t just move — it did a mini shake-up: Reishield EU - potency, Pulsero EU - potency, and a bunch of GEOs got +20 targets. At the same time, nutra in gr/cy/de/cz/es/hr had vision and psoriasis prices recalculated in batches — from 20 up to 45 and even higher. The network definitely wasn’t asleep; it was just pretending to be.

🆕 New offers: first-aid kit, bank, and VPN in one bag

Today’s new arrivals were stacked: Arthrovia in SK from MetaCPA, ULTRAVIX in HU, Займер Выдача and Совкомбанк 180 дней без % from DALEAD, plus Guru VPN for iOS US. And Центрофинанс also dropped mobile apps for Android and iOS. The lineup looked like a ginger cat’s warehouse haul: nutra, money, and software all in one.

🪓 Pulls with zero sentiment, especially from M1

M1 cleaned the shelf hard today: out went NaturaTrim, Pansitonol, Utorinic, Joint Flexi, Penofin, Uraxen, and a whole batch of their clones. They also cut Leflair VN, Temu VN, NetGuardian, and from fintech — Т-Страхование ОСАГО. The catalog slimmed down like it had been put on a nutra diet.

📉 Shakes and a couple of others are looking a bit sour

Among the networks that turned a bit mushy, Shakes stands out — on top of all those reprices, it’s also got some issues. There’s also a little shrinkage on targets: HaloCredit PL, Монета-талисман, AlcoPRO, Workspace vk, Dr.Hammer. Networks don’t die on Friday, of course — they just start yawning into the bowl.

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