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Daily 13 September 2026 📦 27 · 🎯 38 · 🔁 50

Sunday, and the affiliate networks went full siesta: not many adds, lots of removals, and only the Pikabu promos remembered that life is all about growth.

📈 Pikabu suddenly got generous

On Pikabu Promocodes in RU, the target for the first and subsequent subscription renewals jumped from 17.21 → 25.81 (+50%). A rare case where a subscription doesn’t slim down, it fattens up instead. Looks like blogs, too, have that moment when they want a little more money than usual.

💀 Ostin got clipped in the app

On Ostin.com, the paid order in mobile dropped 4.67 → 3.11 (-33%). Sure, the mobile app is a nice place for convenience — just not for generosity: a discount here, a bit of logic there, and in the end you’re down a third, like somebody was in a hell of a rush to close the register.

💀 ORMATEK went for a group weight-loss program

ORMATEK hit three order directions with the same -33% haircut: overall 8.19 → 5.46, cashback services 2.34 → 1.56, coupon sites 1.16 → 0.78. Now that’s not a correction, that’s a synchronized diet. The network clearly decided: if the furniture isn’t moving, then the payouts can stay perfectly still too.

🪓 KMA cleaned out nutra with zero mercy

Out of the catalog went Toxofil for GI drama, GreenMoney and Vozhmika for lead gen, Orosteel LowPrice for IT, plus Craftino RU. When you lose 7 offers in a day, that’s not housekeeping anymore — that’s hauling the furniture out of the apartment along with the sockets. Looks especially lively that finance and nutra got yeeted in one sitting.

🧪 Nutra is losing targets by the bucketload, no goodbyes needed

On KMA, targets for Toxofil, Hypotenol, Hondrodox, Formaksil, Masculanix, Diabexol Pro and Immucaps dropped across multiple geos — cy and gr. Somewhere it’s minus 2, somewhere just 1. Feels like the pills and ointments decided to take a day off before the arbitrage crew did.

😴 Sunday once again switched on “don’t touch us” mode

The day’s final score is pretty unheroic: networks moved 7, offers +0/−7, targets +0/−16, payouts ↑1 ↓4. So no, the market didn’t collapse — but the energy in it is about the same as a cat’s on Monday: sits there, stares, and pretends that this is the strategy.

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