Saturday brought not silence but a nutra carnival: Shakes got cranked up to 329 with a median of 102, while the rest of the networks were apparently handed a blanket and told to keep it down.

🧨 Shakes is tossing out money again like he found a spare budget

Shakes ran several batch repricings at once: 4 offers in AT were bumped from 20 to 45–95 (+125…375%), in CH — 3 offers to 60–65 (+200…225%), and DE, CZ, SK, IT, ES also saw uplifts from +82% to +200%. Nutra isn’t healing anything today — it’s just hurling cash around.

🎯 Normcontrol got juiced across Europe with barely any shame

Normcontrol EU in CH shot up on confirmed application from 20 to 68.33 (+242%), in AT — to 66.67 (+233%), in HU — to 45 (+125%), in SI — to 41.67 (+108%). When the same offer is jumping around GEOs like that, it’s no longer marketing — it’s a nutra rap battle.

🔥 Reishield and the gang also decided to start living large

Reishield SK in neuropathy climbed from 20 to 53 (+165%), Reishield BG for varicose veins — to 40 (+100%), and Cleaview IT for vision edged up from 22 to 31 (+41%). Nutra clearly decided today: if it can’t heal, it can at least repriced beautifully.

💸 PolyLoan tripped a little on flat ground

PolyLoan’s volume in RU slipped from 2003 to 1551 (−23%) for the 6001–9000 ruble loan. That’s no longer “a bit tired,” that’s straight-up sitting down on a sack of applications. Finance, as usual, starts by smiling bright and ends by quietly counting the red.

🆕 Newcomers on the shelf: medicine cabinet, joints, and the usual concern for mortal flesh

Arrived: HyperStop, Sugloflex, Fitosize from T-Light UA, Viprostamax and Prostavec from AdCombo OM/QA, ARTIZYNT Caps from MetaCPA IT, plus ERONEX, UROTRIN, UROXEL, VIGORA and other comrades from CashFactories. And even Big Lover Gel in OM — that’s when 18+ is winking and the storefront still doesn’t blush.

🗑 Today’s removals: catalogs cleaned out without sentiment

Out went Regina and RELOMAKS from WhoCPA Asia, Miconosil, part of Eroxen in PL, several DEEPLEX from CashFactories, and Shakes also chopped a bunch of Cordyceps Pulse in EE/LV/LT for various aches and ailments. Senior2match in SolCPA was also shut down. Today one cat gets an upgrade, another gets a cold-hearted audit.

📉 LeadGid isn’t in top form either

LeadGid was separately flagged as having “issues.” No fanfare, no drama — just a network entering the “we’ll sort it out later” mode. Against the backdrop of Shakes throwing a full-on party today, it looks especially sad: one cat is hosting a banquet, the other forgot where the bowl is.