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Vertical 9 September 2026 📦 940 · 🎯 1111 · 🔁 1833

The week came in with attitude: nutra proved once again it’s impossible to bury, finance juiced up the payouts, and ecom threw a sale not just on prices, but on nerves too.

💊 Nutra

Nutra, as usual, showed zero signs of mortality: +273 offers and +461 goals — the vertical is multiplying faster than rabbits on vitamins. Payouts also shot up: 66 raises and only 2 cuts. Varicose veins and diabetes in the Czech Republic, plus alcoholism treatment in Lithuania — all of it was climbing like those capsules had found the fountain of eternal life.

🔞 Adult

Here it’s still simple and steady: no drama, no tantrums, no extra morality lecture. AdCombo bulk-repriced 5 offers — from 16.5 to 20 (+21%). The vertical basically said, “I’m not here for ideas, I’m here for pleasure,” and that, in fact, was its entire weekly manifesto.

🛒 Ecom

Ecom had a week like a clearance sale with smashed storefronts: +11 offers came in, 24 left, and payouts moved down more often than up. Still, Shopee in Vietnam got blasted from 3.5 to 70 in one shot — that’s not ecom anymore, that’s an Eastern fireworks show. The rest got less lucky: DNA, furniture, electronics, and promo codes all marched into the red together.

💳 Finance

Finance is once again pretending it’s all solid and definitely not crypto, and then it drops +118% on a loan in Russia — from 2104.98 to 4595. Argentina and Kazakhstan weren’t shy either: +70% and +38% respectively. South Africa and Malaysia, on the other hand, got the classic treatment — the price tag was slashed by 33%, no ceremony, no small talk.

🛠 Services

Services lived modestly, but with appetite: only +6 offers and +7 goals, yet T-Mobile number portability jumped from 550 to 1150+109%, which is no longer growth, that’s an escape. Against that backdrop, GSASS in Ukraine and Kazakhstan slipped to 15 from 22.5 — like the lead was submitted, but the motivation got lost on the way.

💔 Dating

Dating is still bringing people together as confidently as accounting brings romance together: +6 and −6 on offers, goals also added 10, but payouts stood there like a cat on a windowsill — 0 up, 0 down. The vertical runs on market nerves, but for now it’s holding on, apparently with nothing but hope and two decent landing pages.

📱 Apps

Apps had a week without fanfare: +4 offers, +7 goals, and just one payout cut. GuruVPN on iOS in the US slipped from 6 to 5−17%, as if the whole market decided hiding from the internet doesn’t come cheaper for everyone. Boring, but honest: software knows how to be dramatic without putting on a show.

✈️ Travel

Travel quietly retreated, like a tourist in passport control line: 0 new offers and 7 gone. Goals were down too — 3 versus 4. A week without wins, but with the neat feeling that the vertical just stepped out to change clothes and will be back when the season asks for directions again.

🎓 Education

Education decided not to argue with the market and tightened its belt a bit: +3 offers, −3 gone, and goals fell by 2. Contented in Russia dropped from 15 to 12−20%. Learning is useful, sure, but the price tags are hinting that sometimes the market itself becomes the most expensive teacher.

🎰 Gambling

Gambling was surprisingly quiet this week — almost like a modest iGaming guy at a job interview. No movement: 0 offers, 0 goals, 0 payouts. No fireworks, no meltdowns, no usual casino theater — just the vertical sitting in the corner and pretending everything’s under control.

Betting

Betting, on the other hand, twitched a bit, but without much swing: +1 offer and +1 goal, and payouts didn’t even need a blink. Looks like it spent the week in “one new run is enough” mode, like an athlete before a match who still hasn’t decided whether to win or just win back.

🧩 Software

Software grew by exactly one step and didn’t try to act like a celebrity: +1 offer, +1 goal. This vertical usually likes to do its thing quietly, and here there were no surprises — came in, settled down, didn’t burn through emotions. In software land, even that is basically a holiday.

📉 Trading

Trading didn’t trade the future this time — it just lost one position: 0 new offers and −1 at the tail end of the list. No extra hype, no candles to the ceiling — just a neat little minus, as a reminder that the market loves stamina, not promises.

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