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Daily 9 September 2026 📦 243 · 🎯 208 · 🔁 387

Wednesday here isn’t about drama — it’s about nutra that decided to get more expensive, multiply itself, and wink at a couple of countries at the same time. One of those workdays when even the cat knows: too early to sleep, too late to count percentages.

📈 Nutra went full “let’s just double it” mode

Reishield in Lithuania jumped from 20 to 53 (+165%), Ekzodermin in the Czech Republic and Slovakia from 20 to 50 (+150%), and Reishield in Spain from 20 to 48 (+140%). And that’s just the isolated spikes. Nutra networks clearly woke up today and decided: either the price goes up, or the morale goes down.

🔥 Shakes did a group repricing without warning

Over at Shakes, it was straight-up bad-TV chaos: 3 offers in Austria shot into orbit at once — Herzena, Cordyceps Pulse and Ekzodermin from 20 to 60–100 (+200…400%). The Czech Republic wasn’t bored either: Reishield to 50–55. Looks like the networks finally found the “more expensive” button and are now mashing it with an elbow.

🆕 The newcomers showed up with more than empty hands

Movenol Pro rolled out in Croatia, and Cordyceps Pulse multiplied like mushrooms after rain: Germany, Belgium, Bulgaria, Greece, different low/high versions, and even for different ailments. Plus Bustfull in India and a bunch of offers from CashFactories across Africa. They bloated the catalog like it’s not an affiliate network, but a greenhouse.

🪓 Pullouts went by the book: no extra sentiment

A few chunky names were cut from the networks at once: MatureFlirtsNearby and WannaHookup at SolCPA, T-Bank with credit cards and OSAGO at LeadGid, FlexiCore at T-Light, plus DEEPLEX for fungus, varicose veins, and joints at M1. Dating got trimmed, finance got cleaned up, nutra got clipped — a proper housekeeping day, with the vacuum especially vicious.

💸 Finance got a little crooked too today

T-Mobile for number portability shot from 550 to 1150 (+109%) — that’s not a payout, that’s a small telecom shakedown. MoneyMan in Russia moved up from 4455 to 5142 (+15%), while SakuWang in Malaysia slipped from 9.6 to 6.4 (−33%), and Credum in Colombia and the Philippines also dipped. Definitely not a day for people who worship stability.

📊 Targets moved too, but without a meltdown

For Benaga Chaga and Cordyceps Pulse in Shakes, the targets were being bumped in batches: the German and Alpine pairings got +3 each, while Prosteron and Vaskurel in CashFactories got +3 and +2 respectively. In short: the networks didn’t just slap on new price tags — they also tucked fresh GEOs underneath them. The work’s boiling, the cat’s squinting, and the market is purring.

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