Saturday, and the networks didn’t do a marathon — more like a lazy warm-up: 17 networks twitched, offers got tossed in at +63/−31, goals got nudged +94/−5, and payouts only saw 4 raises against 2 cuts. Affiliate zen, basically: not a roar, just a cat tiptoeing across the keyboard.

🧪 Benaga Chaga rolled in by the truckload, like somebody was really short on psoriasis

Shakes dropped a whole herd of Benaga Chaga across Europe: EE, RO, SK, SI, HR, CZ, LV, LT, ES, IT — and each GEO also got a low version. Nutra clearly wasn’t in a modest mood: if you’re curing with chaga, might as well do half the continent in one go and skip the back-and-forth.

📈 Reishield stood up on its hind legs in Czechia and Greece

Reishield CZ for diabetes jumped from 20 to 55 (+175%) — pure nutra fireworks, zero shame and not a shred of common sense. In Greece, the same Reishield got pumped to 43 from 20 on GR and CY (+115%). Looks like diabetes has a premium rate now, and the networks decided not to penny-pinch.

💊 Ekzodermin in France also woke up on the wrong side of the bed

Ekzodermin BE for fungus on the French GEO grew from 20 to 45 (+125%). Nutra is on a tear today: chaga, diabetes, fungus — the lineup looks like somebody opened a box of ailments and said, “We’ll take the lot, sort it out later.”

📉 “Him and Her” got put on a discount diet

The товарка side saw a neat little drop with no drama, but with attitude: promo-code order slid from 12.43 to 9.56 (−23%), and the paid order from 18.65 to 14.35, also −23%. The romance of discounts, as always: first they promise, then they cut it back, all with the same deadpan face.

🧹 The delistings weren’t wild, but a few things got swept out properly

APEX [TIME OFF] got pulled from the catalog, along with Otello RU from Admitad and Zaymer KZ from LeadGid, plus a whole nutra scatter: Nano Slim BG, Silitrust BD, Diabeston RS low, Glucalma LOW Neuropathy, Glucoformin and others. A quiet Saturday, but the cleanup looked like a full audit: no shouting, just garbage bags.

🎯 Goals moved, but without drama — weekends make everyone conserve energy

The biggest gainers were TestoY gel LOW, Quick Fit LOW, TestoY caps LOW, U caps LOW from CashFactories: each got +4–5 goals added at once, mostly across BA/HR/ME/RS/SI. Men’s nutra is chewing through the Balkans like there’s a free testosterone-and-patience giveaway on today.