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Daily 16 September 2026 📦 207 · 🎯 195 · 🔁 346

Wednesday came in hot on the reports, but without a full-blown meltdown: 18 networks fired, more offers got added than pulled, and payouts in some spots clearly needed a paper bag to breathe into.

🎯 Nutra decided today that ears, joints, and stomachs are sacred

Cordyceps Pulse in Austria jumped from 20 to 60 (+200%), Reishield in Slovakia from 20→50 (+150%), and in Italy — 20→48 (+140%). Neoflorax in Spain also doubled to 20→40. Nutra woke up and said: “let’s promise everyone health, but make it pricier.”

💸 Finance didn’t sleep either, but it did blink nervously in places

JoyMoney in Russia on the payout for approved applications shot up from 2000 to 3770 (+88%). Traveloka in Vietnam also decided to turbocharge tourism: hotels 3.38→5.6 (+66%), international flights 0.75→1.05 (+40%). Meanwhile Plamigo in Mexico hit the brakes at 26.25→20 (-24%). Money, as always, loves a bit of drama.

🧪 Batch repricing: networks flipped on the “fine, everyone at once” mode

In Shakes for Italy, two offers at once — Cordyceps Pulse and Reishield — got a bundled bump from 20→45 (+125%). In CashFactories for Bulgaria, they didn’t do things halfway either: Hemoro Forte and Hepatol were raised from 20 to 30 (+50%). Love it when a network doesn’t play chess, just throws discounts into the air.

🆕 New faces on the shelf: nutra arrived by the sackful, zero shame, zero small change

Mor Diavitta and Mor Prostamin showed up in CashFactories SY, Venarix for varicose veins landed in M1 for DE/IT/NL, and KMA UZ dumped out a whole bazaar: Variflex, Joint Solve, Alpha Prost, CardioFix, Joint Plus, Parazentol, Инудиаб, and one more Инудиаб — this one for neuropathy. Not a catalog, but a provincial pharmacy with ambition.

🧹 Removals: the catalog slimmed down without asking

Out of the showcase went Detoxil water parasites, Hair Growth Oil, Глюко-Нова, Icexin, Oidox, Tensinorm in two versions, Joint Med, Go Diabetes, L'Occitane, Royalsamples OLD, POLZAru and Lifestyle Web. MetaCPA, SkyLead, Shakes, Admitad — everybody was cleaning something, like they were about to get their traffic audited.

📈 Target movement: some got a tweak, some got their candy taken away

The biggest swing came from ЮККИ via DALEAD in Russia: +16/−0. KetoSlim Cream got +8 across a pile of GEOs — AT, DE, DK, FI, FR, IT. Pharmacity VN added +7, Venarix+4, and УРАЛСИБ Вклад picked up another +2. On the downside, Hemoro Forte and Hepatol dipped across several GEOs, while Ajio and Bauducco lost a bit of target volume too. Delicate balancing, really: one guy gets +16, another gets -3, and everybody pretends that was the plan all along.

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