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Daily 18 September 2026 πŸ“¦ 147 Β· 🎯 200 Β· πŸ” 282

Friday, and the networks have already put on a little fair: someone handed out bumps, someone quietly deflated, and someone suddenly believed in miracles harder than we believe in a deadline without coffee.

πŸ’Έ Credit networks decided not to hold back

HaloCredit in Poland jumped from 10 to 140 β€” that’s +1000%, not growth, but a credit rocket ride off a catapult. Dobrozaim wasn’t shy either: repeat issuance in RU shot up 109 β†’ 437 (+301%). On Friday, loans clearly decided to end the week with fireworks.

🧠 Nutra is rehearsing mass success again

Reishield handed out a whole batch of uplifts across Europe: CH and AT for memory from 20 to 65 (+225%), CZ for diabetes and memory up to 50 (+150%), and then about a dozen more countries on the list with double and near-double increases. Nutra, as usual, cures everything: memory, joints, shame, and our trust in spreadsheets.

πŸ“ˆ Almost the entire T-Light lineup decided to get pricier

T-Light did a bundle repricing for 3 offers at once: FlexiCure, Cardioactive and Prostaline went from 14 to 17 (+21%). And Cleaview in Italy got sweetened too β€” 31 β†’ 35.67 (+15%). When a network moves pricing on three offers at once, that’s no longer optimization β€” that’s a light financial yoga session.

πŸ›’ Goods and education didn’t miss out on the update either

Jashanmal in AE bumped promo codes and links from 3.5 to 5.6 (+60%), and RBC Management School in RU grew from 539.98 to 900 (+67%) on the one-ruble trial. Education, sure, sells knowledge β€” but on Friday it also sells the urge not to work for free.

🧬 Fresh nutra batches and one very honest repeat client

New offers brought in a pile of nutra from MetaCPA, CashFactories and Shakes: Flexarin, Mor Lazurde, Flexavitan Max, Parasotin, Articor, plus a whole zoo of drops and joint-related tales. Special shoutout to Dobrozaim β€” repeat client from LeadGid RU: looks like old friends are welcomed there without too many questions, just with a fresh payout.

πŸͺ“ Catalog cleanup, no mercy

A bunch got pulled, and as per tradition β€” no tears, no farewell letters: MegaZaim KZ, Keto Side, Proctonic CR, Vigrandex, OTP Bank, AvaFin, AI SmartLink SOI, Getsy RU, Probel BR, Vix Brasil, Play, Hammer of Thor and a few more. Friday was rough on the catalogs: some get bumped up, others get filed away β€” no applause, just the archive.

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