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Daily 22 September 2026 📦 288 · 🎯 194 · 🔁 428

Tuesday here came without fireworks, but with a pretty decent cat in the bag: 20 networks stirred, 93 offers got dumped in, and payouts are still riding a rollercoaster. Looks like the networks are already mentally in the weekend, but Ryzhik’s on duty and counting who got heated up again.

💊 Shakes suddenly decided nutra is a casino

At Shakes, several Reishield offers shot straight through the roof: DE lungs — 20→55/60 across different reprices, HU lungs — 20→38–42. Plus CZ 20→55, AT 20→70, PT and SK low — 20→45. Nutra clearly woke up and went, “let’s stop playing modest.”

💰 Dobrozaym dropped a repeat loan and didn’t even blush

Dobrozaym in RU on the goal “issued loan repeat” jumped 113→437 (+287%). That’s not growth anymore — that’s almost a cat leap from the fridge to the wardrobe. Finance was the liveliest of the bunch today: when repeat loans start popping off, the network acts like this was the plan all along.

📉 Credit cards and microloans went negative without the courtesy of a warning

CreditBar KZ on new-customer microcredit crashed 4090→1800 (-56%) — painful, abrupt, and with zero mood discounts. Right next door, One Click Money in RU on loans of more than 4000 rubles slipped 4735→3017 (-36%), and OTP Bank saw its debit card with apples and fives drop 970→635 (-35%). Banks and MFOs are not in a cooperative mood today.

🛍 Fresh offers were stocked without the brakes on

A whole pile of newcomers got added to the catalog: from Artronol and Jelly Boost in MetaCPA to MyMobileSecureVPN on Android in SolCPA US. Finance wasn’t forgotten either — Creddy showed up for car title loans and PSB RKO came in via Unicom24. A real “take more, our warehouse is still open” kind of day.

🪓 Pulls also came through with a shovel

Out went HoneyMoney from eJex.club, skillbox.ru and a course from the Institute of Professional Education, Dubok CZ, FastVPN CPI, Ipsy US, and all three versions of Slimagic caps. Also pulled was the heated poncho blanket — apparently even heating doesn’t help when the removal cart is rolling through like a merciless combine harvester.

🎯 Goals moved, but without drama — a quiet day

Notable bits: MyMobileSecureVPN on US Android got +2/−0, Sexkontakt DOI in AT also got +2/−0, and Dream Pairs in CityAds added +3/−0. But overall Tuesday looked more like routine twitching than a market meltdown: the networks weren’t fighting, just lazily stretching their paws before the next storm.

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