Saturday delivered one of those “no fireworks, just a bit of movement” days: 14 networks popped, more offers got pulled than added, and nutra decided to throw a generosity fair. Ryzhik approves only halfway — mostly because of the numbers.

💥 Hondroten threw a joint carnival

Hondroten EU on Romania suddenly got pumped up to 45–70 across most of Europe: AT/CH 20→70 (+250%), CZ 20→55 (+175%), and a whole bunch of GEOs to 20→45–50. Looks like they’re not just treating joints — they’re waving them around like sale flags now.

🧴 Reishield also decided cheap is for losers

Reishield had several targets blast off at once: DE low potency 20→65 (+225%), AT/CH low hemorrhoids 20→66 (+230%), LT low hemorrhoids 20→47 (+135%). In one place it went into hernia territory, in another — hemorrhoids, while the payouts are out there pretending this was the plan all along.

🎉 Nutricore and friends hit the nutra jackpot

Nutricore PA cystitis jumped from 5 to 28 (+460%) — that kind of growth is no longer “repricing,” it’s basically a confession. Right next door, Normcontrol IT weight loss to 48 (+140%). Yep, nutra as usual: cystitis in the morning, joints at noon, slimming down by evening — business with zero chance to get bored.

🏷️ Shakes and LeadGid were handing out bundles with no ceremony

Shakes EE repriced 2 offers at once to 45–47 (+125…135%), and Shakes HU did the same with 2 more, to 45 (+125%). LeadGid MX lifted finance from 3 to 4.4 (+47%), while LeadGid ES went from 11 to 14.4 (+31%). Seems the partner programs started believing in themselves before the media buyers did.

🆕 New offers: nutra won, but ecom and finance slipped in too

A fresh batch came through: Deviral HN for lungs and diabetes, Parazax FR for parasites, DiaformRX for diabetes, Worlex for the GI tract, Arthovix joint cream, Gemo Pro / Gemorroid / Barley Active / Gastronext / Kardiazan Plus from CashFactories UZ. Outside nutra — AEON Eshop VN CPS and VPBank VN CPA. Saturday, but the catalog looks like it had three coffees and a deadline.

🧹 Cuts: SolCPA cleaned out iOS, and nutra got no mercy either

A whole pile of VPN and adblock stories got booted from the catalog: AdventVPN, EVPN, AICleanUpper, AllAdsBlocker, CyberGlowVPN, SeeVPN, SensorVPN, VelvetVPN, plus AVG Browser and QuantumBrowser. From nutra — EroForce, Vulcanex, Prostazone Plus, UltraVix, Ocularix, TrueVision and a few more. The cleanup was so brutal it felt like someone said, “if it’s not growing, it’s out.”

📈 Targets are moving, but without the drama

AEON Eshop VN picked up +4, Worlex got +3 in EE/LT/LV, VALORIL added +3 across AT/DE/IT, Gluconax grew in TZ/UG, and iClixa in the US also caught +2. Meanwhile NUTRIPLUS in Kuwait took some minus signs on several targets — and that’s your cheerful Saturday balance in a nutshell: some were raised, some were chopped, and the market is acting like that’s just a perfectly normal way to relax.