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7 October 2026 📦 965 · 🎯 691 · 🔁 1602

Wednesday at Shakes was basically a “swap the whole catalog” kind of day: offers were flying out of the list left and right, while nutra suddenly tossed in new targets and prices. The rookies also stepped onto the stage, so yeah, calm wasn’t exactly on the schedule 😉

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6 October 2026 📦 357 · 🎯 352 · 🔁 605

Shakes has stirred up a proper nutra commotion: bumped payouts generously in some places, and in others cleaned out offers and targets without a shred of sentiment. Meanwhile, other networks dropped a few surprise updates too — from a nice lift to sudden dips.

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5 October 2026 📦 23 · 🎯 4 · 🔁 27

Monday in the CPA networks came and went without any payout moves, but XjetCPA pulled off a surprise nutra cleanout: fresh offers got wheeled in, while the old ones were hauled out by the pallet. One of those days that says “calm seas, but somebody already emptied half the warehouse” 🙂

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4 October 2026 📦 9 · 🎯 3 · 🔁 12

Sunday in the affiliate jungle came with no new heroics — just a brisk cleanup of the storefronts: six pulls and one more target marked down. The calm was so dead even the cat watch had time to get bored 😼

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3 October 2026 📦 323 · 🎯 226 · 🔁 472

Saturday wasn’t much of a day off for the networks either: nutra went through a repricing spree, offers got yeeted out of the catalog, and some goals even got nudged upward. Inside: Shakes with prices in orbit, LemonAD with fresh drops, and a pretty serious cleanup across the board 🙂

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2 October 2026 📦 204 · 🎯 224 · 🔁 361

Friday was a bit of a nerve-wrecker for the networks: Shopee MX slammed the payout structure around, and Shakes went on a full-scale nutra reprice across Europe. Somewhere the rates shot up, somewhere offers got quietly scrubbed — so yeah, boring was not on the menu.

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1 October 2026 📦 277 · 🎯 287 · 🔁 534

Thursday made some quiet noise, but didn’t leave without a few surprises: Shakes repainted the price tags, T-Light hauled off part of the storefront, and nutra suddenly decided Europe should pay more. Finance and apps didn’t sleep either — some payouts went up, while others got noticeably skinnier.

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30 September 2026 📦 547 · 🎯 253 · 🔁 724

Shakes is in the middle of a full-blown nutra storm today: prices shot up, fresh Shivital rolled in for lungs and potency, and the network also went on a mass offer purge. Skyeng and finance are yanking the cat’s whiskers too — boredom clearly didn’t get an invite here 😼

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29 September 2026 📦 468 · 🎯 249 · 🔁 672

On Tuesday, the networks played “hands off, let it sort itself out”: payouts were thin, offers were dropping like flies, and Affcountry basically crossed out half the catalog and went almost radio silent. On the bright side, Shakes suddenly cranked up nutra so hard the prices started climbing in batches.

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28 September 2026 📦 14 · 🎯 19 · 🔁 28

Monday decided to keep it quiet: only two networks moved, but Atomic Heart in RU+CIS cranked payouts up, and MetaCPA shipped fresh nutra to Spain and Bulgaria. Calm seas? Only on the surface 😼

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