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Daily 29 September 2026 📦 468 · 🎯 249 · 🔁 672

On Tuesday, the affiliate networks seemed to switch to “don’t touch it, it’ll sort itself out”: not many payouts, offers were getting chopped, and one network basically decided to delete half its catalog and ride off into the sunset.

🧹 Affcountry did a full-blown spring clean

The network wiped out −251 offers with 0 target moves — a rare genre where the catalog loses weight with zero drama. And the cherry on top: Affcountry (dead). Looks like the market isn’t even waiting for its last updates anymore, just silence and empty shelves.

🎉 Shivital suddenly decided potency was worth more than gold

In Shakes, three GEOs got a chunky upgrade at once: in IT, the low hyperpotency variant jumped 20→45 (+125%), in HR — 20→42 (+110%), and GR on hyperpotency reached 40–45. Nutra is feeling especially sprightly today: either demand woke up, or the networks just sprinkled extra crumbs on whoever meows the loudest.

💸 Shakes repriced nutra in batches, with zero shame

They also bumped HU in bulk: hypertension and fungus shot up from 20→38–47 (+90…135%). In CY/GR, hyperpotency also climbed to 40–45 (+100…125%). When one network swings pricing this hard in a single day, it feels like it finally remembered money can be charged for more than just hope.

🧴 Joints and the rest of nutra didn’t get left behind either

ArtiZynt for joint pain in ES moved up 35→43 (+23%), Reumax in BG grew 23→27 (+17%), and Nautubone in RS — 20→23 (+15%). Small but honest moves: not a moonshot, but no tantrums either. Classic joint pain stuff — hurts a little, gets pricier a little.

🚀 They dropped new offers like the catalog urgently needed to stay alive

Fresh in: KetoNex Gummies in Mexico from MetaCPA, ArtiZynt Gel and Flexosamine in ES, a batch of Shivital for DE/HU/GR/FI/BE, plus FCB — personal bankruptcy at Unicom24, Cardiovox in UA, and even Erectil in KE/UG. Nutra is still carrying the day, but at least a financial offer slipped in for some variety.

📉 Pulls were just as merciless

Jointmed, Go Diabetes, Uromixin, Flexijoint, Prostacore, MetaSlim, Cartilex, and a bunch of other old friends got the axe. Plus they cleaned out the gambling-crypto-finance junk at Affcountry: IPgate, GPFinance, InvestSector, BitInvest. Not a day for nostalgia — they refreshed the catalog like the old stuff had already gone on vacation by itself.

📈 Targets moved, but without the fireworks

The biggest mover was Wz-getrupeev wheels CPV on iOS WW: +42/−1 across ae, at, au, ca, ch, de. Mathema.me PL also ticked up (+5), and in Shivital DE a series of hyperpotency/hearing/hemorrhoid directions added +3 each. Overall, it wasn’t a day of wild acceleration, more like careful twitching — as if the networks themselves still hadn’t fully woken up.

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