On Tuesday the networks decided not to sleep, and Shakes basically kicked off a full-on nutra ruckus with repricings and a catalog purge — the cat on duty is entertained, but mildly alarmed.
🧪 Shakes started throwing money at nutra
Shakes rolled out batch repricings like he’d suddenly developed a conscience: 20 → 65–75 in CH, 20 → 70 in AT, 20 → 55 in CZ, and he didn’t hold back elsewhere either. In total, the network also brought in +112 targets — that’s not a joke anymore, that’s a full-scale nutra transplant.
💀 Shakes also wiped out half the catalog
But as it turns out, his generosity came with scissors: −117 offers and −84 targets were cut en masse. The ABSlim lines look especially brutal: country by country, they got chopped without mercy. Today the network is like a barber having a bad day — first he styles you, then he shaves you bald.
🎉 Glucadin suddenly got a lot of love in several countries
Glucadin had a sweet day: DE diabetes 20 → 65 (+225%), CZ neuropathy 20 → 60 (+200%), BE diabetes 20 → 50 (+150%), RO diabetes 20 → 45 (+125%). Nutra, as always, cures everything and then asks for a bonus on top.
🎉 Shivital caught the wave too
Shivital posted no worse growth: SK smoking 20 → 45 (+125%), HR diabetes 20 → 42 (+110%), CZ smoking 20 → 40 (+100%). When capsules start jumping around GEOs like that, it’s hard to tell whether this is medicine or a full-on tambourine dance.
💸 A little money, a little sadness
Finance moved too: Neomoney on payouts in RU grew from 2549 → 3640 (+43%), and One Click Money on loans above 4000 rubles — 4138 → 5327 (+29%). But there were drops nearby too: Деньги Сразу fell 4530 → 3264 (-28%). Money today behaved like a cat on a windowsill: up, down, and always with attitude.
🎯 Betting took a hit on deposits
Winline (ЦУПИС) slid across several FTDs at once: 100 rub. 3700 → 2250 (-39%), 1000 rub. 11000 → 8200 (-25%), 500 rub. 6500 → 5200 (-20%). First they lured you in, then they tightened the screws. Classic: first “welcome aboard,” then “now please stand in line.”
🆕 New offers got dumped in with zero shame
Among the newcomers, Ocuxil across half of Europe, Hondrovix in BG and GR, Cardionorm and Diatex Plus from CashFactories GH, plus Glucadin/ Shivital EU in Shakes, stood out the most. Today the catalogs weren’t just expanded — they were opened like a sale rack where nutra is choosing countries for itself.