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Daily 5 October 2026 📦 23 · 🎯 4 · 🔁 27

Monday came in “keep it quiet, don’t tug the cat’s tail” mode: only two networks made any moves, payouts stayed untouched, and nutra decided to stage a full-on population census.

🧪 XjetCPA dropped fresh nutra into Bulgaria and Romania

Cystiolla and DiaFlex Forte popped up for BG, while RO got Pulsactive RO and its low version. Four rookies, and each one already got +1 goal. XjetCPA clearly decided: if you’re going to treat, might as well do it across the whole map, no need to be shy.

🔥 Romanian pulse is now counted twice

Pulsactive RO - hypertension and Pulsactive RO low - hypertension landed in RO like twins with different appetites. Both versions got +1 goal. Nutra is once again pretending the difference between “regular” and “low” is not marketing, but philosophy.

🧹 XjetCPA wiped a whole batch of AM offers with zero sentiment

A total of 18 offers got launched out of the catalog: from Boostella and Fungizol to Vein Guard, Proctolax, and the rest of the ointment-gel-cream zoo. The full reset of this AM collection, with price tags of 9900 and 19500, looks especially classy — like the network just hit “clear desktop.”

🧾 XjetCPA’s nutra barn emptied in plain sight

The duplicates tagged RU also went under the knife: Laurum lux, LIO STRONG, Mennex, Vein Guard. In total — a whole warehouse of jars and tubes that weren’t even allowed to age gracefully. Monday showed no mercy, nutra without a home address, all very grown-up.

🧻 Admitad couldn’t hold onto one little tail either

Svmoscow got pulled from Admitad’s товарка. Not exactly a massacre, sure, but against the backdrop of nutra’s extermination spree it looks almost like a polite nod before the big cleanup. Seems Monday’s the same everywhere: “don’t bother us, we’re closing the quarter with a paw.”

📉 Day summary: no payout drama — but plenty of cleaning

Payouts didn’t move either way: 0 ↑ / 0 ↓. Offers, though, went +4 / −19, and goals only grew on the new positions. A proper “there’s movement, but everyone’s pretending they’re just rearranging the furniture” kind of day.

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