Wednesday had that “we’re not working here, we’re swapping out the catalog” vibe: Shakes hacked away at offers, while nutra simultaneously showered everyone with new prices and goals so nobody got bored.

🪓 Shakes decided half the catalog was dead weight

The network wiped out −579 offers without losing any goals. This wasn’t cleanup, it was a full-blown cat-astrophe: first it threw out a batch of reprices, then in one sweep it cleared the shelves. If there was any order left, it’s already been carried off in a sack.

🎯 Cordyceps and Adenicil handed out goals like candy

Over at Shakes, several goals jumped by +15–16 on offers like Cordyceps Pulse EU and Adenicil EU. The GEOs are lively too — AT, BE, CH, CY, CZ, DE. Turkish mushrooms and prostatitis are going to battle as a package deal, like somebody decided to hit the quarterly target by Wednesday night.

🎉 Shivital and Adenicil suddenly remembered they can get pricier

Shivital in DE for psoriasis jumped from 20 to 60 — that’s +200% — and Adenicil for prostatitis in CZ and SK rose from 20 to 53.67 and 50 respectively. In LV, Pulsactive and Normcontrol also climbed to 45. Today nutra isn’t treating anything — it’s selling hope with a healthy appetite.

🧴 Hemoroclear went up, while Fortunella got swatted on the tail

Hemoroclear LOW added value across RS, BA, ME and HR: from 15 to 22. Meanwhile, Fortunella in Bulgaria crashed from 42 to 20 — −52%. Some people still believe in slimming drops, and some are already slashing the price like that was the whole secret to being thin.

🛍 E-commerce and finance didn’t sleep either

In IN, Ajio’s repeat order doubled: 4.2→8.4, and the new user went up to 10.5. Возьмики’s application in RU rose 875→1093 — +25%. Plus Letocredit in RO and ES nudged the CPL up, while GuruVPN in US iOS quietly climbed to 7. Routine motion, no fireworks, but there’s money in the room.

🆕 Newbies hit the stage while the old guard cleaned out the warehouse

Vitality Plus Ultra Joints showed up in Romania, Artrovis in Colombia, Prostaluxor across half of Europe right away, Bustfull in India, Ocuxil for vision, and Adenicil DE in the Shakes bundle. Special shoutout to Ёжкин займ in LeadGid RU — a name that sounds like it was made so an arbitrageur would smile at least once that day.

🛫 Dating made an appearance too, but without the romance

In DE, Jdating SOI and Supremeflirt SOI moved in, while Qkkie DOI got kicked out of the catalog across the English-speaking GEOs. Dating, as always, showed up promising feelings and left quietly, like it wasn’t fully convinced of its own sincerity.