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Daily 3 October 2026 📦 323 · 🎯 226 · 🔁 472

It’s Saturday, the networks are pretending it’s a day off, but they still managed to toss in a pile of reprices, kick out some offers, and rustle the catalog a bit. Ryzhik squinted: looks quiet, but the litter drifted in plenty.

💸 Shakes threw a reverse nutra clearance sale

At `Shakes at`, 3 offers shot up from 20 to 75–115 (+275…475%), at `Shakes ch` — 4 offers from 20–22 to 43.5–110 (+98…450%), and at `Shakes es` — another 2 from 20 to 42–48. Nutra at its finest: first we “treat,” then we believe in miracles, then we slap on a price like it’s the family silver.

🎯 Shivital and Glucadin caught a sudden boost of self-esteem

Among the one-off spikes, Shivital and Glucadin really went wild: in the Czech Republic and Italy, leads on hearing loss, diabetes, and neuropathy jumped from 20 to 50 (+150%), in Finland and Slovakia — from 20 to 45 (+125%), and in Hungary and Slovenia — up to 40 (+100%). Nutra clearly decided today that disease isn’t a problem — it’s just a reason to raise the price.

🟩 LemonAD in Bulgaria rolled out an entire cabinet of prostatitis

LemonAD BG dropped a whole batch of newbies: UROMEN Balance, RECARDIN Ultra, GLYKONOR, FORMANOR, ARTRODAR Active — all in low/middle/high/full price versions from 4€–39€. Today the Bulgarian catalog looks like somebody opened a pharmacy, a warehouse, and a price list in one tab.

🧹 While some were growing, others got shown the door

On the pulled side — Resume WW and Sokratic RU from Admitad, Sexymatches SOI US from SolCPA, Chirik and Чирик - Заявка from finance, plus a whole T-Light patch: UltraHot, Bulldozex, Visiorax, GLP-Fit. Shakes also cleaned out the hemorrhoid block: Proctonic got dumped in a batch across EE/LV/LT/AT/BE/BG. The catalog isn’t growing — it’s dieting, per nutra commandments.

📉 A couple of offers decided they’ve had enough of this life

On the sad side: TRUSTONIC Capsules in Egypt slipped from 4 to 3 (−25%), and Microloan for approvals in Russia dropped from 3750 to 3000 (−20%). Plus Cardiotensive in the Czech Republic slid from 45 to 38 (−16%), and CashFactories tr on Cardiden 889 and Dianon 889 went negative to 10 (−29…41%). Somewhere the cat gets sour cream, somewhere the portions get cut.

📈 Goals twitched a bit, but nothing fireworks-level — it is Saturday, after all

For goal movement, Wellnexis and FLUXORIN looked the liveliest: both added +6 goals with no losses, Uro Active picked up +3, and Instant Gaming in Admitad added +2 in UK, PL, PT. In anomalies, УБРиР flashed 1194→1800 (+51%) and CrediGenio ES went 16→19 (+19%). Activity spikes aren’t sleeping either: LemonAD — 72 with a median of 5.5, M1 — 53 with a median of 10.5. For a Saturday, that’s practically labor.

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