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Daily 28 September 2026 📦 14 · 🎯 19 · 🔁 28

Monday decided not to hit the gas: only two networks twitched, but one of them threw an Atomic Heart payout parade, and the other dumped a pile of nutra like the tap finally got turned on.

🎮 Atomic Heart switched on generosity mode

In Atomic Heart across RU+CIS, three payouts shot up by +300%: the full edition 225.62→902.23, the gold add-on 200.55→801.95, the game copy 156.68→626.47. DLC#1–3 also climbed to 100.03 from 59.91. Looks like the game decided to recoup the entire industry budget in one go.

🧴 MetaCPA brought in Spanish nutra

MetaCPA ES got Osteonova and Artroflex — both for Spain, both with one new target each. And the classic setup: one cream, one “restorer,” both looking like the network slapped up a storefront and went for coffee. Nutra, as usual, cures everything except a sense of proportion.

🇧🇬 Bulgaria got its pharmacy landing party

In MetaCPA, BG picked up two families at once: GLYKONOR at 19/29/39 EUR and UROMEN Balance at 4/19/29/39 EUR. All targets are new, none dropped — a clean sheet of eight positions. Bulgarian nutra buffet: grab it while it’s still warm and hasn’t changed its mind.

📈 The UROMEN and GLYKONOR line went into catalog mode

Each price step for GLYKONOR and UROMEN Balance got +1 new target. So the network didn’t just list the offers — it neatly shelved them from 4 EUR to 39 EUR. We do love it when healing comes with options: from “cheap and cheerful” to “more expensive, but with hope.”

💥 Nutra was moving today like it missed a deadline

The surprise movers: Fast Active [IN] on Sell climbed 6→9 (+50%), Arthroxal [UZ] free — 17→22 (+29%). Meanwhile ST Heart [CM] and Urotrex [IQ] shrank to 5 and 10 from 9 and 18 respectively (−44% for both). Nutra being nutra: some offers are pumped up, others are already feeling sorry for themselves.

😼 A nearly empty Monday, but not without claws

Day’s recap: 2 networks moved, offers +9/−0, targets +9/−0, payouts ↑8 ↓2. Looks like the affiliate gods also decided Monday wasn’t the day for heroics. We may not be napping, but the market was definitely just rubbing its eyes.

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