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Daily 28 Augist 2026 📦 210 · 🎯 224 · 🔁 380

Friday on the affiliate side came in on “don’t bother us, we’re repricing nutra by the pallet.” Ryzhik’s on duty, networks are hissing, and the numbers are basically petting themselves.

📈 Shakes gave nutra a no-anesthesia repricing

Today Shakes wasn’t trading — Shakes was recalculating life. Benaga Chaga in Germany for mild cases jumped 20→65 (+225%), and in the Czech Republic for parasites — 22→38.5 (+75%). On top of that, whole batches of offers in DE/RO/SI/FR got a bump like they’d been handed vitamins on credit.

🎯 VideoHub hauled in 40 leads and acted like that was always the plan

VideoHub [WW] PIN surged with +40 goals across GEOs from `af` to `bh`. Clean, broad, and with zero unnecessary tenderness — pure PIN appetite. Against that backdrop, the rest of the network looks like a cat that just found out the food is already in the bowl, yet still asks for more.

💸 Finance is up one minute and having a panic attack the next

OTP Bank Premium on transaction traffic in Russia briefly climbed to 3913 (+30%), then immediately rolled back to 3000 (-23%). A financial sprint with a U-turn on the spot — like the bank itself couldn’t decide whether it wanted growth or drama. And yes, DALEAD is also marked as problematic.

🆕 Newcomers stormed into the catalog without a hint of shame

There are plenty of fresh offers today, but the loudest ones are Prostafix in India, Tirze+ in Austria/Switzerland/Germany, Prostalis in Germany, and ULTRAVIX in Mexico. The finance crew didn’t nap either: TKB - Deposits, Money loans, and AK Bars RKO — hello, adult life, here’s your CPA and a little existential dread.

🪓 So many removals it looks like someone cleaned the catalog with an axe

Whole batches got pulled from nutra and finance: from Bio-Prosta and BioCardin to Garcinia Cambogia and Varitone. In the finance corner, no mercy either — FINTERS, both Creditter offers, and in trading/crypto they swept out Binance, BingX, Naga, Bitmart, and the whole crew. Today the catalog clearly went into a full cleanup mode without warning.

🔥 Goals weren’t boring either, even if it’s Friday

Icexin EU on joints threw in +19, Wellaray Slim Coffee Booster picked up +8, Sedamin+7, and Clora Balance plus Tirze+ also moved upward. Meanwhile, Starfin in Ukraine deflated to 1450 (-43%), and Tensinorm CR and Movita PE dipped too. The day wasn’t loud, but it had character: not a storm, more like precise little bites out of the market.

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