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Vertical 2 September 2026 📦 797 · 🎯 1058 · 🔁 2002

The week came in with attitude: nutra is alive and kicking again, and finance kept swinging like somebody actually pays it extra for the chaos.

💊 Nutra: immortal, just as promised

Nutra is back in “we’re dying, but only in the pitch deck” mode. Offers came in at +233, goals +349, and payouts didn’t sit still either — 81 up. Glucalma in Mexico absolutely took off from 2 to 22 (+1000%) — looks like the caps found the “eternal life” button.

🔞 Adult: calm, no unnecessary drama

Here it’s all grown-up business, no tantrums: just +2 offers, a whopping +230 goals, and payouts unchanged. The vertical is living its best life — quietly, steadily, and with zero attempts to prove it’s also “about feelings.”

💳 Finance: respectable, until you start counting

Finance, as usual, is striking a serious pose while quietly rewriting the price tags. Offers +14/−18, goals +27/−3, payouts 6 up and 15 down. Bank loans in Russia first jumped to 6480 (+175%), then just as briskly fell back down — classic.

🛒 E-com: the basket got a little slimmer

For e-com, the week was all about “cut the extra, keep the good stuff.” Offers went +9/−24, goals +27/−17, payouts were basically asleep. Auchan and Metro Brazil dropped in orders to −33% and −29% — looks like the buyer went off to think, not click.

📱 Apps: modest, no fireworks

Apps had a purely workmanlike move: +1 offer and −8 junk gone, goals +11. Overall, the vertical is like a cat on a radiator — technically moving, but not signing up for heroics.

🎓 Education: the week’s quiet underachiever

Here it’s just +1/−1 on offers and +11/−4 on goals. Education, as always, promises a bright future, but this week it was shining no brighter than a dorm-room lamp.

💔 Dating: new matches came in, money didn’t

Dating added +4 offers and lost none, but payouts and goals didn’t budge. Getting people together — sure. Monetizing the romance? So far that’s been more “at least it’s pretty.”

🎰 Gambling: being modest, but still making noise

Gambling is once again pretending it’s “iGaming”: +3 offers, −2 gone, goals +10. No explosions, but the familiar sparkle is there: give it a bit more time and it’ll be back to explaining that it’s not a casino, it’s “entertainment math.”

🎮 Gaming: faded into the background

Gaming had a no-nonsense week: −11 offers and zero new goals. The vertical looks like it went out for bread and never came back — happens when the market decides the fun is for someone else today.

🛠 Software: hanging on by one screw

Software posted +1/−1 and +8 goals. No big moves, but it still has that look like everything’s under control — right up until the spreadsheet falls apart from one extra update.

Betting: playing it safe

Betting managed just +1 offer, but −2 left, goals +6. Payouts are holding steady like the scoreboard in stoppage time: technically there’s still a chance, but the tension is already maxed out.

🧰 Services: quiet, but with losses

The services vertical slipped by −5 on offers and barely moved on goals — +1/−1. A quiet week for the folks who usually live on “we needed the result yesterday.”

🪙 Crypto: pretending to be finance again

Crypto barely showed up this week: −2 offers, no goals. Very on-brand — vanish, then come back acting like you’re all about “serious investing,” while the personality stays exactly the same.

✈️ Travel: one decent landing

Travel had just one noticeable upside on payouts, and it was in India: Air India Express grew from 140 to 175 (+25%). At least this vertical isn’t arguing with reality — just quietly selling flights and not making a melodrama out of it.

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