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Gazette "Catfather"

Ryzhik doesn't sleep so you can — he patrols the affiliate networks every night and jots down everything that happens SUDDENLY. Here's what he dug up: who took off, who tanked, and who quietly vanished from the catalog.

Daily 18 Augist 2026 📦 222 · 🎯 122 · 🔁 276

On Tuesday, the networks threw a zombie rave: Rocket Profit was suddenly “dead,” while nutra kept yo-yoing between takeoff and the archive. The newbies weren’t shy either — Booking.com APAC yanked its targets right away, and the removals rolled through with zero mercy.

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Daily 17 Augist 2026 📦 25 · 🎯 14 · 🔁 33

Monday went by without any extra drama: almost everything moved into the green, and Altex woke up the loudest — though, naturally, it came with its own bag of problems. Meanwhile, the networks gave nutra a cleanup and saw a slight lift in goods and tickets.

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Daily 16 Augist 2026 📦 34 · 🎯 0 · 🔁 34

Sunday at Rafinad was decent only for the broom: dozens of offers got swept out of the catalog, and almost all of them were financial. T-Bank, T-Mobile, T-Insurance, and even SberPrime slipped into the shadows without any extra drama.

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Daily 15 Augist 2026 📦 284 · 🎯 270 · 🔁 523

Saturday came in all quiet and zen, then tossed in a couple of random explosions: nutra and finance are bouncing up and then politely shedding skin. M1 ramped up like it was Monday, and right alongside it came sharp hikes and GEO cleanups — plenty to eyeball.

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Daily 14 Augist 2026 📦 164 · 🎯 175 · 🔁 265

Friday kept it low-key, but the market still gave a nice little rustle: nutra shot up, fresh offers started crawling into the catalog, and removals swept through the networks with no extra drama. Calm? More like a tidy market reshuffle before the weekend 😉

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Daily 13 Augist 2026 📦 127 · 🎯 131 · 🔁 193

Thursday turned out lively for the affiliate networks: 15 of them got moving, payouts ticked up, and the extra offers were swept out of the catalog with zero sentiment. Inside: surprise nutra bumps, fresh flows, and a bit of network self-cleanup 😉

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Vertical 12 Augist 2026 📦 4036 · 🎯 5016 · 🔁 7174

The week is at it again with its little miracles: nutra is immortal, finance is briskly rewriting the price tags, and mobile subs look like they’ve gone on vacation without filing a notice. The rest is making noise too, but where the real storm is and where it’s just polite silence — better open the full thing 😉

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Daily 12 Augist 2026 📦 930 · 🎯 500 · 🔁 1363

Wednesday didn’t just yawn — it came in as a full-blown cat storm: Shakes cranked nutra up to +475%, and banking/finance weren’t sitting quietly either — Alfa pumped up, while VTB took a hit. On top of that, fresh catalogs landed and started getting pulled just as fast, like the day decided boredom was for losers.

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Daily 11 Augist 2026 📦 221 · 🎯 382 · 🔁 498

Tuesday turned the market into a little stage show: Atomic Heart across the CIS took a payout nosedive, while SolCPA suddenly hit turbo mode. On top of that, fresh nutra and finance drops, plus a whole batch of offers getting the boot — this feed definitely wasn’t bored.

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Daily 10 Augist 2026 📦 10 · 🎯 18 · 🔁 22

Monday in CPA came in absurdly sleepy: offers slipped out quietly, no new targets showed up, and payouts pretended they didn’t exist. Dead calm, like the networks all hit “do not wake me before lunch” at once 🙃

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