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Daily 4 September 2026 📦 148 · 🎯 372 · 🔁 476

Friday, and the networks are already in “dump the catalog first, think later” mode. SolCPA didn’t do things halfway either and rolled out a full-on digital sweep.

🧹 SolCPA took a lawnmower to half the catalog

Over the day, the network chopped −1 offer and −231 target, while its activity spike hit 233 vs a median of 13.5. That kind of spread usually means someone is either really mad or just forgot they had brakes. Media buyers, grab your chairs.

📈 Shopee in Vietnam caught a x1000% move

Shopee VN Successful order in nutra jumped from 3.5 to 70 (+1000%). That’s not growth anymore, that’s a cat in slippers suddenly discovering it can sprint. Vietnamese nutra clearly decided modesty is not the vibe today.

🎯 Nutra decided to live with reasonable bumps

Nutricore on PA varicose veins climbed from 5 to 23 (+360%), Benaga Chaga in the Czech Republic on hearing went from 20 to 53 (+165%), Reishield on potency in the Czech Republic rose from 20 to 48.5 (+142%), and in Slovenia — from 20 to 40 (+100%). At this point these aren’t offers, it’s a whole “we treat everything that hurts, and then some” section.

💸 Shakes and AdCombo remembered payouts can go up too

Shakes did a batch repricing in Germany and Romania: 4 offers there moved from 20–60 to 70–105 (+17…425%), and in Romania another 2 offers shifted from 20 to 32–45 (+60…125%). AdCombo didn’t want to be left behind either: 5 offers in ww were bumped from 16.5 to 20 (+21%). Well, at least someone’s generous on Friday — besides the deadlines.

🆕 Fresh on the shelf — nutra for every taste

A whole pharmacy shipment landed: Ultravix for weight loss, hearing, varicose veins and vision from KMA, Uroxel for prostatitis from KMA PA, InsuLevel LOW from CashFactories PL, Arthrovia in Croatia from MetaCPA, plus ALPHAMAX, DiaFormin, Osteosamin, FitForma, and even IdealFit across several GEOs. Nutra doesn’t do subtle: if it can sell everything at once, it absolutely will.

🪓 Pulls — like a full pre-weekend cleanup

Out of the catalog went prostatitis, garlands, and the “mystery box” all in one go: Prostamid, Diatea, Tree Dazzler, HorseMEN, Testoy Gel, Pest Reject, Pro Caps, Prostonel, Laser Light, Magic Glow, Cordless Grass Trimmer, Sanuslim, EMS Trainer, Mystery Box, The Touro, AmanahKredit MY, Надо денег, Potental - RS, Feminacare - BA. Proper Friday cleanup: haul it out first, ask questions later.

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