Sunday at the affiliate networks went into full “don’t bother us, we’re asleep” mode: zero payouts for the day, zero new goals, and four nutra offers down. Ryzhik’s not thrilled either, but at least he’s honestly counting how much movement there actually was.

🫥 Balancio couldn’t stick the weight-loss landing again

Balancio PT vanished from the catalog — a weight-loss treatment from Shakes. Looks like this nutra offer decided to ghost the scene the English way: no goodbye, no drama, just one less promised number on the scale. Sadly, the slimming didn’t help it stay afloat.

🫥 Guavital+ also headed for the exit

Guavital+ — weight-loss capsules from lowprice and M1 — got pulled from the showcase. Another fat-burner enthusiast didn’t survive Sunday’s cull. Apparently the catalog figured there were already enough capsules to keep the collective miracle alive.

🫥 Hondroten PT didn’t quite hold the joints together

The Hondroten PT joint offer from Shakes was removed too. Today nutra was methodically combing through everything in sight: first weight, then joints. All that’s left is a faint catalog creak and the question of what this medical poetry is supposed to lean on now.

🫥 Paraxan didn’t make the parasite casting call

Paraxan — a parasite infection remedy from M1 — also got booted from the list. A Sunday with not a single payout, but a full nutra cleanup: as if the network decided to evict all the “unwanted tenants” first, and only then think about how to make up the traffic.