Saturday, and for Shakes it’s not a day off — it’s a full-on cleanup: offers are flying out by the crate, payouts are moving around like a cat on a windowsill with no curtains.

🧹 Shakes decided the catalog was just dead weight

The network swept out −455 offers and −38 targets, while at the same time scaling itself up to 638 with a median of 91.5. Looks like someone’s Saturday cleanup wasn’t in the stairwell, but in nutra: first they stocked the shelves, then overnight they hauled half the wardrobe back out.

🎉 Today nutra remembered payouts can, in fact, go up

Among the one-off spikes, Cordyceps pulse on hearing in CH was the loudest: 20→65 (+225%), Shivital for slimming in CY: 20→45 (+125%), plus Reishield for potency in HU and for valgus in SK: 20→45 (+125%). And yes, intestines and joints are also getting their moment — the market treats anything that moves.

🎉 Shakes gave nutra a proper collective shove upward

This wasn’t one isolated move, but a whole dance of repricings: in GR, CZ, DE, IT, LT, LV, EE and a bunch of other GEOs, offers were lifted from 20–22 to 40–65. The Insuvit and Reishield batches looked especially generous — as if the network said, “since you’re buying into capsules anyway, here’s the full-fat version.”

🆕 New offers landed with zero shame and zero brakes

До Зарплаты from Unicom24 in RU went live, along with fresh nutra: Dinormil in MA, Deviral in HN, Hyperon caps in RO, Mikalin Pro in AZ, Frlin in PK, Vigoraten in BG, Uro Active in ES and GR, Otoryx in CR, MoveMAX in RS, Cortitron in SV. Saturday, and the catalog has grown like it was fed on yeast.

💸 Finance and betting weren’t asleep either, just without the fireworks

For Winline (BY), the first-deposit goal climbed 48→80 (+67%) — the bookie clearly figured Belarusians needed a bit more action, and a bit more fun. Meanwhile iKiwi MX CPQL crashed 4.4→1.6 (-64%), and HurmaCredit on approvals slid 1875→1500 (-20%). OTP Bank also cooled off a bit: card transaction dropped 2100→1720 (-18%).