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Bosch’s air fryer gets its first bump in 158 days: this Wednesday, even the ecommerce payout got a little crispier. Nutra, meanwhile, is measuring generosity by the map of Europe.

🧪 Shakes pours chaga across the payout zones

At Shakes, Benaga Chaga for hemorrhoids in Lithuania has unexpectedly gone up for an approved application: 20→50 $, its first change in 141 days. That’s some serious steeping time — and out comes a wallet-friendly tincture. Then came the bulk repricing: in Switzerland, payouts for 3 offers rose 20→65 $; in Austria, 2 offers got the same bump. In Czechia and Slovakia, 3 offers each went 20→50 $; in Estonia and Latvia, 2 each, and in Greece, 3, all moved to 20→45 $. Belgium got 4 offers up 20→40 $, while Croatia and Slovenia got 3 each with the same increase. Chaga’s now got a wider earning map than a school atlas. Joining the shelf: Hectonal for hemorrhoids in Austria, Switzerland and Germany, plus Pasodiar in El Salvador — for lungs, joints and a whole grab bag of other ailments. The catalog’s starting to look like a clinic where they hand you a landing page instead of shoe covers at the door.

🍗 T-Light gets that crust extra crispy

At T-Light, the Russian Bosch 3 in 1 air fryer rose from 750 to 900 ₽ per approved order — its first increase in 158 days. Holding one payout steady that long: even the air fryer’s price has been slow-cooked.

💸 DALEAD hands out loans with a change in altitude

At DALEAD, Russian JoyMoney and БериБеру were cut from 2633–4115 to 2057–2194 ₽. Meanwhile, Krediska rose 1715→2194 ₽ per issued loan. One credit department, one elevator, going both ways at once.

🦴 KMA clears out the pharmacy shelves

Flexosamine, Otoryx, IdealFit, Alpha Beast, ArtiZynt, FitForma and Tensinorm have been pulled from KMA. For Uromexil Forte — for cystitis, prostatitis and potency — 3 goals were removed in each of Estonia, Lithuania and Latvia. The catalog itself is the one losing weight here.

📹 Warnax leaves the monitor blank

Warnax is dead. Time-tracking video analytics, video surveillance for kindergartens and apartment buildings, and the franchise have all been pulled. So many offers to keep an eye on everything — but its own ending stayed off-camera.

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