Wednesday didn’t give us drama — just the usual partner-network rustle: networks are getting lively, nutra is overpricing itself by the cartload, and some offers are quietly heading into the sunset with a face like “I was never planning to work anyway.”

📈 Neoflorax suddenly decided it’s not a parasite, it’s gold

Neoflorax PA saw a confirmed application jump from 5 to 16.3 — that’s +226%. On top of that, ABSlim Free dropped a whole pile of raises: CH 20→60, EE 20→45, HR/BG/SI/BE/HU 20→40. Nutra clearly woke up today thinking modesty is for the weak.

💸 Shakes did a batch repricing with zero tenderness

Shakes pushed up several countries at once: AT 20→39–101.5, CH 20→37.8–62.5, CZ 20→40–50, SK 20→37.9–50, IT 20→35.8–46.5, GR 20→36.57–45 and a bunch more GEOs. When a network rewrites the price list for half a continent in one go, that’s no longer optimization — that’s a tiny financial revolution in a bathrobe.

🛒 Cooper is once again pretending it’s not ex-SberMarket, but a perfectly respectable career elevator

In Cooper, HR confirmed several jumps at once: Picker Moscow 2100→4477 (+113%), Driver Moscow 4267→5969 (+40%), and the first order via link 385→522 (+36%). The rebrand, looks like, got a second wind: the name changed, the payout appetite didn’t.

🌍 MetaCPA brought in a new nutra market like it was hauling suitcase after suitcase of jars

The fresh batch spread nicely across GEOs: Glucoflex pro and Bioprosta Ultra in JO, Reumax in RS, Flexosamine and ArtiZynt in GR, plus Cleopatra DE Turkish and LOW in DE. On top of that came T-Light with Cochlospermum angolense in AO, Maxilutezan and Tensil Forte in PL, Alpha Beast and Easy Flex in KE. Nutra once again decided the world needs healing everywhere, all at once.

🪓 They didn’t forget to sweep out the removals either

MetaCPA cleared out a whole stack: Boswellia in RO/DE/HR, Hondroine and Icexin across several GEOs, Eudalie in RO/ES/HU, Eroplex in CR, Hondrofrost in PT, Insuvit in RO. The catalog probably got tired of its own capsules and went into cleanup mode without warning.

📉 Not every cat gets the cream: some things dipped too

For Libidex in IN, the confirmed order slid from 8 to 6 — −25%. And Novo Tenol MA in Morocco also sagged a bit: 18→15. Against today’s nutra feast, it looks like that one guest who wasn’t invited to the banquet but showed up anyway and sat by the door.

🔧 Goal movement: some are growing, others are blinking nervously

NetGuardian CPT [Tier1] iOS added +36 goals, Prostaly Low Price — +10, Immucaps picked up across several GEOs, while ArtroLux in DE/ES/IT/PT lost −4. Cooper HR also dipped on goals by +1/−3. And the cherry on top: Altex is in “issues” status — at least they’re being honest, no theater.