Thursday turned out to be one of those days when the networks are technically moving, but mostly with nutra and a squeak — like a cat that “isn’t sleeping,” it’s just blinking very slowly.

📱 SolCPA threw a surprise carnival

SolCPA posted 122 changes today with a median of 7.5 — that’s not activity anymore, that’s a nervous tic in slippers. The main engine of the day: NetGuardian CPT on iOS pulled +72/−36 across Tier1, plus VipoVPN on the same iOS added another +11. The network clearly decided silence is for the weak.

🎯 NetGuardian is hauling, while cards got a little moody

NetGuardian CPT’s target growth looks like someone just opened the floodgates: +72/−36 on iOS. Against that backdrop, Альфа-Банк HR CPA RU lost 6 targets, while VTB on debit cards and cash management added a little here and there, like the banks were on minimum effort mode today. Finance without the fanfare, but at least honest.

🔥 Shakes heated up nutra across Europe

Shakes went full batch repricing: CH 20→55 (+175%), SK/CZ 20→50 (+150%), IT 20→47 (+135%), then GR/RO/AT/ES 20→45 (+125%) and PL 20→40 (+100%). They do love drama over there: yesterday it was 20, today it’s “here, take some European generosity — don’t spill it.”

🧴 Insuwell and Vezolax suddenly got more expensive than life itself

Unscheduled nutra jumps are in the mix too: Insuwell EU - diabetes climbed in LT 20→50 (+150%), LV/EE/PT/CY 20→45 (+125%), BG 20→40 (+100%). Reishield GR and CY also went 20→45 (+125%), and Reishield HU low reached 42 (+110%). Nutra today is acting like it’s in the premium elite segment.

🧹 MetaCPA didn’t launch — it cleaned out the closet

MetaCPA didn’t just add new offers, it also did a catalog purge: 21 items were pulled, including 21Keto Gummies, Para911, a bunch of CardioNEX, ArthroMax+, SizeMD+, StalliOnX and RagnarX. Against that backdrop, the newbies look modest: Arsenal in Uzbekistan, Congelum in Greece, Vitasweet in Côte d’Ivoire and Prostate health in Bangladesh. As usual, the networks first bury half the catalog, then bring in “fresh air.”

💸 Cash to You and the other disappointments of the day

On the bad-news side: Cash to You in RU on loan issuance went 4115→2740 (-33%) — feels like money got tighter not only for the user, but for the network’s mood too. A smaller one: Hondroine EU - joints in DE slid 60→42.5 (-29%). On the brighter side, Night Light - kids projector in KZ even added 5→6 (+20%) — that’s real stability: not a rocket, but not hiding in the bushes either.