On Tuesday, affiliate networks decided to play “feast or Rocket Profit is dead.” Plenty of numbers, but some of them are clearly wearing a funeral wreath.

🧟 Rocket Profit held its own wake

The network is flashing 94 actives against a median of 18 and is at the same time tagged as “dead.” That’s not growth — that’s already a zombie rave in an old catalog. Against that kind of performance, Chili tags and Mexican nutra tags got archived almost with a flourish.

💸 MetaCPA topped up the nutra shelf

In MetaCPA MX, 3 offers got re-priced in a bundle: ULTRAVIX, BIONICA and UROXEL — from 9–20 to 21–23 (+15…144%). MetaCPA CL didn’t sleep either: 4 offers moved from 10–15 to 18–23 (+20…130%). Nutra, apparently, decided to treat not only joints but boredom too.

📈 Nutra caught some sudden pep

Nutricore in Peru jumped from 5 to 17 (+240%) — now that’s not cream, that’s a turbocharger. Insuwell in Spain was also cranked from 20 to 47 (+135%). But FORMANOR in Bulgaria crashed from 43 to 20 (−53%): the miracle ran out exactly when people had just started to like it.

🛫 Booking.com APAC came in, grabbed four goals and didn’t apologize

The new Booking.com APAC CPS from CityAds AP immediately delivered +4/−0 on goals. For a newbie, that’s not “we tried it” — that’s “we came in, kicked off our shoes, and took the room inventory.” Travel, at least here, isn’t pretending to be modest — straight into APAC, no extra romance.

🆕 New nutra and finance offers multiplied like kittens in a chat

The new offers were a whole market: KREDIT-PARTNER from LeadGid RU, MarathonBet from Unicom24 RU, BioartexVarikoz in UZ, Alpha Beast in Greece, a pile of Parasetix / ProstaMax / Venogard / Shivital across the Balkans and Slovakia, plus wilddaters.com in AU and FR. The day looked like the networks said, “let’s add a couple more shelves — maybe the arbitrage cat is hungry.”

🪓 Pulls went through without a hint of mercy

They axed Urofarm, Ultra Men, Smart Keto, Cashiro, TENNISI Baseline, Cardiotensive [BG] — and that’s before the Chile cleanup from HONDREXIL to UROTRIN and the Mexican BIONICA / TONERIN / ERONEX. Not a tender kind of day: some got pulled, others got bumped, and a few were sent into oblivion without any ceremony.

😼 Who was moving faster than the rest

Among the live ones, MarathonBet and KREDIT-PARTNER stand out in particular — both with +1/−0 on goals, while Parasetix LOW in BA/RS picked up +2/−0. Against Tuesday’s collective drowsiness, that’s basically a dance — just in very tight shoes.