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Daily 10 Augist 2026 📦 10 · 🎯 18 · 🔁 22

Monday was so quiet that even the networks seemed to agree not to wake Ryzhik before lunch: more offers got pulled than launched, and payouts decided not to pretend they even existed.

🧹 Three offers disappeared into the sunset

The catalog got swept clean of Jointex, Diabetox Care and Jetpac WW — two nutra darlings and one service-side passenger. T-Light and Admitad say goodbye to offers so gently it feels less like a takedown and more like moving the furniture out at night.

🎯 Ademunal EU is cutting targets again

In Ademunal EU, the prostatitis line took a batch hit on targets: the Hungarian, Romanian and Turkish versions got −4 each, while the Bulgarian one got −3. The GEOs [bg, ee, lt, lv] also got their own little cat-in-the-bag surprise. Nutra, as always, heals the affiliate’s nerves first and foremost.

📦 Targets are melting like the test budget

Over 24 hours, the number of targets dropped by 15, and new ones came in at 0. One of those Mondays when catalogs don’t grow — they just keep shrinking right in front of your eyes. Some folks were chilling over the weekend, and some, apparently, just hit “not today” on the entire lineup.

💤 Payouts: neither up nor down

On payouts, it’s total calm: ↑0 ↓0. So the market wasn’t exactly moving — it was more like doing a meditation pose. On days like this, networks stay so quiet you’d think they’re not on a 24h window, but on unpaid leave with no return date.

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