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Daily 9 Augist 2026 📦 21 · 🎯 6 · 🔁 22

Sunday came in as one of those “everyone went dark and turned off notifications” days: payouts stayed untouched, but the catalogs decided to get aired out without asking.

🧹 SkyLead went full nutra deep-clean

SkyLead chopped 8 offers in a single day: Uro UP Forte Prostatitis for Poland got launched into space, DiaFlex Forte for Slovenia vanished, and a whole bouquet of Wellnexis in Croatia was also cut. The nutra section collapsed so fast it looked less like a catalog and more like a duct-taped shelf held together by hope and prayer.

🪓 M1 crossed out six at once

M1 showed zero mercy too: 6 offers gone, including PARAXEN for parasites, Dial Vision glasses, Neyrogrin for hypertension, Kardiazan plus, and Prosta Genix. Feels like someone hit “delete the junk” and didn’t notice half the shelf went with it.

🎯 Prosta Genix lost its target

With Prosta Genix, M1 also lost the target: +0/−1 in ke. So the offer was already lying there without any fireworks, and now they’ve even yanked the last target off the hook. Classic move: not growth, just a quiet chair-kick from under your feet.

🌿 Shakes couldn’t keep the prostate either

Shakes pulled Prosta Caps+ CD — that prostate nutra thing that apparently decided Sunday was made not for sales, but for disappearing. In the middle of the great cleanup, that’s not even a headline anymore, just another leaf the network ruthlessly shook off the catalog.

😴 A day when the networks clearly saved their energy

The day ended almost meditatively: 3 networks moved, 0 payout bumps, 0 drops, offers −16, targets −1. Sundays in affiliate land are when everyone pretends to be working, while actually just neatly packing nutra into boxes and going to bed early.

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