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Daily 11 Augist 2026 📦 221 · 🎯 382 · 🔁 498

On Tuesday the market put on another little circus: nutra got slimmed down, finance perked up, and `Atomic Heart` decided its payouts could also be beaten on “hard mode.”

🧨 `Atomic Heart` in the CIS switched to economy mode

For RU+CIS, almost everything went down: the full edition from 902.23 to 225.62 (−75%), copy purchase from 626.47 to 156.68 (−75%), and the gold edition also tanked from 801.95 to 200.55. DLC #1–#3 slipped from 100.03 to 59.91 (−40%). Ouch — like Gleb suddenly started counting rubles.

📱 `SolCPA` kicked off like someone hit turbo-paw

The network had a spike in activity — 139 versus a median of 7.0. And the cherry on top: `PushSubsMob CPL` across 65 countries on Android delivered targets +132/−0 for AE, AM, AO, AR, CD, CI and the rest of the cheerful geography set. That’s not push traffic anymore, that’s a full-on barrage.

💊 Nutra is back to “curing” everything except the media buyer’s mood

Benaga Chaga in Lithuania on the app jumped 20→50 (+150%), Shivital in Spain — 20→42 (+110%). Meanwhile, bundle repricings in M1 and T-Light for Poland happily dragged 3–5 offers down to 30–32. Nutra stays nutra: therapy for some, therapy for the nerves for everyone else.

💸 Finance also decided not to stay quiet

`Hello, Neighbor!` in Russia posted 1714→2125 (+24%) — apparently the neighbor finally stopped borrowing till payday and started paying back. `Starfin CPS` in Ukraine also climbed 2173→2536 (+17%). Against that backdrop, `Binixo ZA` modestly nudged up 0.2→0.23 (+15%) — not a rocket, but at least it didn’t go into the basement.

🌍 `Reaslim` landed in half of Europe so everyone can lose weight equally sadly

A whole stack of new launches dropped: Reaslim went live in ES, IT, PL, RO, DE, BE in `low/high` versions and without them, plus FINTERS, Микрозайм, `Manutrill Max`, `Dia Caps`, `DIALOK` and `Hemorolok`. The network clearly decided: if we’re slimming down, let’s do it together and by catalog.

🗑️ Offers got cut with zero sentiment — the cleanup hit every front

Credit cards from Advertise vanished from the catalog: `Any Day Cash`, `ICashLoans`, `Mypersonal Advance`, `Now Personal Loan`, `LendGeeks`. On the nutra side, `Ademunal` got kicked from the Balkans and Baltics, `Uro Active Prostatitis` in Italy, `Dia Caps` from T-Light, plus `Matcha Suri` and `FIRSTSUN Enlarge oil`. That kind of day: if you blinked, you’re not in the feed.

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