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Daily 8 Augist 2026 📦 155 · 🎯 166 · 🔁 274

Saturday in affiliate land is when networks pretend they’re off work too, while Ryzhik stays on duty counting not stars, but drawdowns.

🦠 GT parasites got fat out of the blue

Benaga Chaga on GT for parasites jumped 10 → 23 (+130%). That’s some nutra appetite right there: yesterday it was nibbling the budget modestly, today it’s already demanding a double helping. The target’s story clearly decided Saturday was the perfect day for a financial bloat.

💸 Loans in Mexico deflated a bit

Cozmo MX on issued loans dropped 32 → 24 (-25%). Finance is at it again with its favorite trick: first they promise growth, then they politely drop the spreadsheet from the ceiling. Mexico, hang in there — somebody just recounted the dreams in budget mode.

📈 Diabetes and money played a little game of revaluation

Diabetox Care in India grew 13 → 15 (+15%), while Finterra on the new client in the Russian Federation, on the contrary, sat down 3000 → 2550 (-15%). Nutra in India gave a modest smile today, and finance in Russia once again decided generosity was a relic of Monday.

🆕 MetaCPA shipped a whole garden of new stuff

The network dumped a fresh pile of goodies: Zenlight for Albania and Kosovo, Polizyme from CashBoom, Shivital for Greece and Cyprus, plus a whole lineup of LeanGLP and Vitanova across Europe. MetaCPA clearly decided not to be stingy: if you’re planting nutra, might as well seed half a continent so the media buyer doesn’t get bored and start searching for the meaning of life.

🪓 Pulls were mowing things down without mercy today

The catalog got cleared out hard — nutra, apps, and even education: Voralis Balance, Articovit, FormFit, Visulan/Oculosin, MANTRIX, Top Rankers, Clash Of Clans CPI, Android Downloader, Neyrogrin, and a bunch more. The Saturday cleanup was a success: someone’s scrubbing the warehouse, and someone else is scrubbing karma and offer history.

⚠️ Altex started wheezing, and a few targets got a little leaky

Altex landed in the worsening bucket — no drama, but the aftertaste is already nasty. Plus the targets show that Dial Vision lost 8 in M1, while Insuwell EU picked up +20 across five GEOs. Some glasses are losing weight, others are losing clients. The universe, as usual, is made of mucus and Excel.

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