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Daily 26 Augist 2026 📦 193 · 🎯 252 · 🔁 412

Wednesday didn’t give us drama, but a whole council of experts on prostatitis, lungs, and the overpricing of conscience. Ryzhik is on duty, and the networks — some are on fire, some are on the canvas.

🩺 Adectal handed out euro-level raises

Adectal EU - prostatitis (turkish) in Shakes decided to reprice half of Europe in one go: AT 20→60 (+200%), SK/CZ 20→50 (+150%), then IT 20→47, CY/DE/GR/BE 20→45, HU/PL/HR 20→40. When one offer drags half of Europe with it, that’s no longer nutra — that’s a little tax revolution.

🍄 Cordyceps isn’t sleeping either, just a bit more modestly

Cordyceps Pulse is looking livelier than discipline in a sales department: CZ/SK/IT/BG were nudged up from 20→40–50, while DE slipped 70→55 (-21%). Lungs are important, of course, but in Germany today they breathed in a little less generously than yesterday.

💸 Shakes decided prices are art

The batch repricing in Shakes looks like a modern pricing exhibition. In Switzerland, two offers jumped from 20→55–70 (+175…250%), in Spain — to 42–45 (+110…125%), in Slovenia20–30→36.5–40. And the best part is that Benaga Chaga rose along with Adectal: when chaga gets more expensive in Switzerland, life has clearly entered a very strange phase.

🧠 NetGuardian gave all Tier1 iOS geo a tiny tweak

NetGuardian CPT [Tier1] iOS came in quietly, but across a whole stack of geo at once: Andorra, Austria, Australia, Belgium, Canada, Croatia, Bahrain, Czech Republic, Switzerland, Sweden, Spain, Slovenia — everywhere 10→12 (+20%). Modest, but broad: not a heroic leap, more of a classic “let’s give everyone a little something so they stop asking questions.”

Fresh nutra on the block: the basket got stocked without shame

Today’s fresh meat: Flexarin for joint pain from T-Light BG, Potenzol for potency from T-Light UZ, VenoDok+ for varicose veins from T-Light RU, plus a whole batch of newcomers from MetaCPABurnex, Glucoflex pro, Indiabets forte, Bioprosta Ultra and Sinoflex. And ProDengi.KZ with financial consulting — because after nutra like this, even money needs treatment.

🪦 Pulls without sentiment

A bunch of familiar faces got the boot at once: VARUS.UA from Admitad, a pack of Bionica from KMA, Diabexol Pro in GR, Creamona, Prostalis CG, and in finance — Капиталина, FINTERS, Привет, сосед! and a couple of their clones. CashFactories also cleaned house: CLEORIX, ArtiZynt, Cardiotens Plus and MultiVision were sent to the archive. Wednesday, apparently, is big-cleaning day: if it didn’t grow, it got carried out.

🐟 Small moves, but with character

Amid the noise, EternalAI-120 stood out with a payout of 34→41 (+21%), while Eremax in Ghana moved up 7→10 (+43%) — modest, but honest. And yes, PSB - RKO in Rafinad also twitched: 1875–3375→4320–6120 on a batch repricing. When banks start playing generous, that’s almost a holiday — just without balloons and with an accountant.

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