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Daily 25 Augist 2026 📦 195 · 🎯 192 · 🔁 287

On Tuesday the affiliate networks didn’t exactly go full send: 17 networks fired, but some of them already looked like they were mentally finishing yesterday’s traffic and staring out the window at the sparrows.

💸 Everyone wants payday, but not everyone gets the same cut

LeadGid, Rafinad, and DALEAD synchronously hiked RU payout re-rates on a batch of financial offers by +50…52%. Against that backdrop, Movenza_free in Georgia, on the contrary, got squeezed from 18 to 14.82 (−18%). Some folks are feeling generous today, others are saving even on the joints.

🎉 Nutra woke up and started “treating” in style

Reishield in Switzerland and Austria blasted from 20 to 105 — that’s +425% in one go, like the offer got a double shot of confidence. Then Benaga Chaga in Guatemala climbed from 10 to 29 (+190%). Nutra, as usual: first it promises a miracle, then it sends the bill.

💊 Memory, hearing, and parasites all decided to grow at once

Reishield in Croatia and Latvia, Ekzodermin in Spain, and Benaga Chaga again in Slovakia and Romania all moved up together: from +100% to +125%. Meanwhile WeightAway in RU tanked from 400 to 150 (−62%) — the weight loss happened on the payout, not on the client. Very on-brand for a diet offer. Maybe too on-brand.

🧾 Finance was awake too, but without the drumroll

Finpug in Spain went from 1.6 to 2.4 (+50%) on approved application, and OTP Bank on account activation jumped from 9000 to 11800 (+31%). Banks clearly decided today that the client should not only open an account, but also feel like life hasn’t been wasted.

🆕 The newbies came in as a crowd, like they were launched from a checklist

We got Proctavia for hemorrhoids in GE, SHB Finance in Vietnam, a batch of Menstill Pro across IT/CZ/SE, VenaSeel in ES and PL, plus SecureSurf Mobile VPN on iOS in the US. And eJex also dropped Faro and Fenix in RU — a double gambling debut, so there’d be enough mouths to feed hope to.

✂️ Catalog cleanup: some got cut, some just weren’t loved enough

They pulled nutra, finance, and travel all at once: BullRun, WeightAway, several OTP Bank debit offers, and LeadGid lost Dazaem and Fresh Loan. On top of that, eSky CPS ES, IncontriSenzaFreni, and a bunch of old Polish nutra veterans got sent into the minus. Today the catalog worked like a strict grandma: anything extra — out.

📉 Targets moved, but without drama

CLEORIX lost 4 targets in CZ/EE/LT/LV, while Slim Ease added 3 in HR/RS/SI, and SecureSurf VPN plus Dia/Glyco/Go Potent/Pro drops picked up a little in the Balkans and the US. In short: not a wild day, but a nervous one — the network kept tossing things up and cutting things off, like a cat that still hasn’t decided whether it’s hungry or just being a menace.

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