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Daily 14 Augist 2026 📦 164 · 🎯 175 · 🔁 265

Friday brought not drama, but tidy partner-network hustle: networks are rustling, nutra is smiling, and someone already mentally clocked out for the weekend and forgot to close the catalogs.

🎯 Nutra decided it’s world champion today

Benaga Chaga in Switzerland jumped from 20 to 90 per approved lead — that’s +350%, and at that point it’s no longer “a reassessment,” it’s a proper kick in the pants. Reishield isn’t lagging either: in HU and GR/CY the offers shot from 20 to 47/45. Nutra clearly woke up before the compliance team did.

💸 Batch repricing, no unnecessary theater

Shakes lt hiked 2 Reishield offers in Lithuania all at once: 20 → 50 (+150%). Now that’s what I call moving the whole sack at once, so no media buyer gets bored. Right next door, Cordyceps Pulse in HR climbed to 38 from 32, while Acer PL modestly deflated from 5 to 4.2 (-16%) — someone in the warehouse, apparently, believed too hard in magic.

🪓 Takedowns started mowing the catalog down without ceremony

Over the day, 26 offers got cut, and the list here looks like a menu after a regulator check. Nutra took the worst hit: Hondrodox, Easyloss, Cardiolis, Dr.Prost, Evision — all of it got archived, as if the networks decided to do a full spring clean before the weekend. Even SBI CC in India and Fcredit KZ didn’t survive.

🆕 The newcomers showed up looking like they’re here for the long haul

You can tell right away from the new offers that the networks aren’t sleeping — they’re churning. DiaBalance from MetaCPA AO, UroVita Care from MetaCPA DK, Biovision in T-Light LB, Prostate Health from KMA BD — nutra is growing like mushrooms after a warm rain. And even Throne and Liberty in Advertise RU dropped into gaming to remind everyone that arbitrage isn’t living on prostate offers alone.

📈 Targets twitched like someone gave them a boot

At REMONEX, joints got +9 targets across cz, es, gr, hr, hu, it — now that’s scale. Ademunal DE high added +3 on at/ch/de, and Throne and Liberty plus Malaysia Airlines also picked up. Meanwhile, Cardiolis and Easyloss in cy/es/gr/it/pt lost targets by the handful — the red there is practically a family tradition already.

✈️ Travel and ecommerce are pretending to be serious businesses

At CityAds, travel perked up: CheapOair VN got +4, and Malaysia Airlines VN also moved up. In ecommerce, IRNBY RU and Dore & Rose WW got a little boost, while Love Bonito on global tanked from 5.3 to 2.3 (-57%) — love, as usual, either sells at a premium or leaves without explaining itself. Friday, what can you do.

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