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Thursday in affiliate land wasn’t giving “everything’s on fire,” more like “alright then, let’s warm up the nutra and keep moving.” 15 networks stirred, payouts went up, and pulls looked like somebody finally decided to take out the trash from the catalog.

🔥 Shakes went full family-style repricing

Shakes did a no-mercy nutra recalculation today: in CZ three offers jumped at once from 20–28 to 34–53 (+21…165%), in SK — from 20 to 40–50 (+100…150%), in SI — from 20 to 40–45 (+100…125%). When a network gets this generous in a single day, you kinda want to ask: so what, were you just being stingy before?

🎉 Nutra picked up some surprise upside

Unexpectedly hotter got Pulsero in AT: 20→50 (+150%), Benaga Chaga in PT: 20→40 (+100%), Chondrostart in DE: 30→36 (+20%). And Financial Navigator in ru made us smile too — the loan payout up to 8000 ₽ climbed from 1457 to 1749 (+20%). Not bad for a “navigator” — already almost plotting the route.

💸 A car wash that scrubs payouts too

Wireless pressure washer in BY moved up on confirmed order from 550 to 650 (+18%). Modest, but classy: while nutra claims to heal everything under the sun, товарка at least honestly tries to wash the traces of the day away. Not an offer, a whole domestic philosophy.

🆕 New offers: nutra came in a crowd, apps dropped by too

Fresh stock brought in a whole sack of nutra: CimetHrom in RS from Altex, Artroset from Nutrax.Partners UA, GlucoSync Neuro in NG and Uroprostan in PT from CashFactories, plus Cortitron across different GEOs and symptoms — from vision in FR to hemorrhoids in SV. On the app side — JourneyLensClean CPI for US iOS from SolCPA. The catalog basically said: “since it’s Thursday, let’s not be shy.”

🪓 Pulled the stuff that no longer fit on the shelf

Off the rack went FkeyVPN in US iOS, Imira Elixir, Optifocus, DiabetaSafe, and for finance there were also JabulaniMoney ZA, MTS Money and Kreditory. Tovarka didn’t get spared either: Geekmall IT and Kubaninstrument got the boot. Networks clearly aren’t in the mood for sentiment: if an offer doesn’t pull its weight, it gets carried out faster than a cat off the keyboard.

📉 Altex and Rafinad are getting rougher — a day with zero extra tenderness

At the bottom of the report, Altex and Rafinad showed up with issues. Against that backdrop, the new RS offers from Altex and the pulls at Rafinad look especially funny: like the network did its own cleanup, but with half a broom. So yeah, not a record-breaking Thursday, but it’s alive — the market is moving, and Ryzhik logged every bit of it.

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