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Daily 2 Augist 2026 📦 9 · 🎯 5 · 🔁 12

Sunday came in with a “don’t touch me, I’m a network” vibe: barely any movement, more removals than inspiration, and payouts decided to stay asleep.

🛌 The networks gave themselves a legal nap

Over the last 24 hours, only 5 networks fired at all, and payouts were a clean zero: ↑0 ↓0. The market today is like a cat on the windowsill — technically alive, but you need a magnifying glass and a kettle to spot any real action.

🪓 The catalog slimmed down by six offers

They yanked 6 at once: Diba-care and Wellnexis in nutra, Petz BR from Cityads, Creditportal CZ/SK from Admitad, plus Naslediye Bogov on Android. Not a sale day, more like a litter-box cleanup: if it doesn’t move, it gets hauled offscreen without mercy.

🦴 Wellnexis lost two capsules at once

Wellnexis got both the diabetes capsules and the joint capsules chopped — both versions went straight to the M1 archive. When a brand loses two products in one day, that’s not a dip anymore, that’s a full-on “goodbye, my dear nutra.”

🇧🇷 Indiana twitched a bit in Brazil

For Indiana in Cityads, the GEO movement in Brazil was a little jittery: +1 / −1. Not exactly a storm, but the offer is clearly not in a coma — it’s just hanging on a hair like a media buyer on Friday night.

🧿 Money Amulet lost one target and didn’t get any richer

Money Amulet posted a modest +0 / −1 on a target in `it`. As always, mysticism promises wealth to everyone except its own tracker: apparently the amulet hands out luck by subscription, with a delay.

👗 Stylevana isn’t exactly sparkling either, but it’s moving

Stylevana in WW on Cityads showed the same +1 / −1. Cosmetics today came with zero fireworks: one nice entry, one quiet exit. Not growth, not a dump — just everyday Asian discipline, like an offer that knows its worth and still likes to act up.

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