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Daily 1 Augist 2026 📦 237 · 🎯 193 · 🔁 405

It’s Saturday, but affiliate networks aren’t quite asleep: some are slashing nutra, others are repricing finance, and a few have once again decided that KZ and RU are perfect test ranges.

💸 DALEAD splashed the cash, but with zero romance

On RU, DALEAD did a bulk repricing for Credit7 and OTP Bank at once: from 1634.98–9600 to 3687–12547 — in places, up to +126%. Someone in the network clearly hit the “make it pricier” button and didn’t even blink. Banks like silence, but not that much.

💀 Rafinad is not in peak condition today

Rafinad took a hit on the bundle of Capitalina, Bunny Money, and Cashiro: 6000 → 3750 (−38%). The network also showed up in the “going downhill” list. When payouts drop and moods drop at the same time, that’s no longer a correction — that’s full-on catgloom mode.

🎯 Shakes is cleaning out GEOs en masse

Normcontrol in DE/BE/HU/GR/FI/EE/LV/LT/ES/IT got pruned almost like an entire wardrobe: regular, low, and high versions all got taken out in one sweep. Looks like Shakes decided to air out the catalog and carried off not just the junk, but half the fun too. The diet routine is over — fewer offers left on the shelf.

🔥 MetaCPA brought in nutra like tomorrow’s the end of the world

MetaCPA is running a full-on nutra parade today: Pb-Sin 18, Vitalix Prime, SX66, Testolib, Erexiva, plus Hersik in BD, Erectonator Max / Jucyman Protency Max / Erectorro in CZ, and RhinoxX in ZA as well. Serious faces, serious names — but really it’s that same carnival where everyone promises everything at once, only better.

📈 Shakes and CashFactories are not shy about growing

Cordyceps pulse EU in AT/BE/BG/CH/CY/CZ picked up +20 targets with no losses — mushroom parasite optimism is a hell of a thing. Also, Saneo Verdal and Optiheart Hearing in CashFactories added +3 each, while VORALIS CONFORT got +2. Nutra lives by one rule: sometimes they cut, sometimes they hand out more, just so nobody gets bored.

🛒 Goods and finance also threw their own Saturday cleanup session

In Amwine RU, a new user by order jumped from 5.25 → 10.5 (+100%), while an existing one went down by half. Kupikod Steam and Kupikod Shop also took losses of almost −50%. On the bright side, Занимательные финансы on the issued loan grew from 1420 → 1840 (+30%). That’s the whole market for you: wine for some, Steam for others, and a little credit-fueled pep talk for the rest.

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