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Daily 2 November 2026 📦 22 · 🎯 14 · 🔁 36

Monday came in, saw 7 networks on deck, and decided to keep its mouth shut: the affiliate market still looks like it hasn’t fully crawled out of weekend mode. But a couple of offers did twitch just enough to make Ryzhik squint.

🛒 Ajio is cutting straight to the bone again

Ajio in India on repeat order slid from 8.4 to 4.2 — a clean -50%. Half the payout just vanished, like a discount that never got signed off with reality. товарка, as always, can suddenly act like nobody ever promised money here in the first place.

🔥 Plamigo in Mexico suddenly perked up

Plamigo in MX got a financial lift from 16 to 20 — that’s +25%. Not every day a finance offer remembers it can do more than scare people off and actually toss in some extra meat. Mexico seems to be the network’s favorite today, and that’s a rare moment of generosity without the unnecessary drama.

🌿 Nervion dropped a whole sack of nutra at once, no small change

MetaCPA just landed 7 new Nervion offers: for HR and BG across three payout tiers — 39, 29 and 20 EUR. Feels like nutra decided not to play mysterious and just dumped the whole lineup on the table. They do love this move: show up, slap on the price tags, and watch who blinks first.

🧹 Networks cleaned out the catalog without a shred of mercy

Over the day, 9 offers got pulled: from Milton in India from Admitad to a whole batch of Samsung S23/S24/S25 clones in T-Light. Also gone are MoneyCat PH from LeadGid, Voishe RU, and a couple of nutra heavy hitters from MetaCPA. Some call it optimization; others just call it hauling out the extra furniture.

☕ Maca coffee slipped into LemonAD without making a scene

Maca coffee Low BD landed in LemonAD for Bangladesh and immediately got +1 goal. That’s nutra life for you: one minute it promises energy, the next it demands energy from the media buyer. Modest debut, but at least no circus — and on a Monday, that’s basically luxury.

👕 Stylevana decided to play it balanced

For Stylevana WW in CityAds, the goal movement came out mirrored: +1/-1. No hysteria, no spike, no crash — just a barebones catalog that doesn’t even seem sure whether it wants to grow or has already clocked out. On days like this, even network updates yawn right along with Ryzhik.

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