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Daily 30 October 2026 📦 303 · 🎯 264 · 🔁 410

Friday, and the networks didn’t throw a storm — just a neat little cat scramble: nutra got heated up, finance moved a bit, and part of the catalog quietly slipped into the sunset. Ryzhik wrote it all down, even when he felt like just lying on the keyboard.

🔥 Shakes is repainting nutra green again

`Shakes` had 6 offers bumped in one go in Germany today: 20→60–65, with some spots hitting +225%. CH, SK, LT, HU, ES, EE, LV, IT weren’t shy either. Looks like the Shakers decided: “let’s move everything at once so the arbitrage crowd doesn’t get bored.”

📈 Zaymigo suddenly got more generous

`Zaymigo` tossed extra money at RU without any drama: 1370→2057 and separately 1500→2250, both times +50%. Finance is in a very “here, take it, I don’t mind” mood today. Let’s just hope they don’t change their mind later, as they like to do after lunch.

🧴 Nutra came in shiny and new, like the warehouse never closed

A fresh batch landed: IdealFit in Cyprus, several HondroPlus for SK and ES, Nervion in Hungary, Prostiron Uno and Otinax Max in Poland, plus AvlixVPN&Adblocker for iOS in the US. Nutra clearly wants the catalog in full “we treat everything except common sense” mode.

🧹 Prosta Lumina and friends got shown the door

The lemony `Prosta Lumina` in Romania got pulled across all versions at once — free, low, full, from 16 RO to 159 RO. Along with it went `UROCORE`, `Cordera`, `Prostcare`, `Osteoguard`, `Glycora`, `Mymobilesecure`, and a couple more sad familiar faces. They’re cleaning the catalog like inventory day and an accounting audit are both due tomorrow.

🎯 Targets twitched, but no full-blown meltdown

Notable moves: `Tree Dazzler` lost 6 targets in gr/hr/hu/pl/ro/si, while `Cannabis Oil Hearing` dropped 3 in it/pl/ro — the festive garland and the little ears clearly couldn’t handle the seasonal dump. On the bright side, `Virdexis` picked up +5 in at/au/ch/de/il, and `VIGORPLUS` and `Pro Caps LOW` also perked up a little. Potency, as always, is riding the swings.

🚨 Sudden spikes, no warning labels

Today, `Cordyceps Pulse` and `Normcontrol` put on a proper show: CH 20→75 (+275%), LT 20→54 (+170%), CZ 20→50 (+150%), and ES/PT/SK also shot up nicely. And yes, `Arteron` in Armenia with 10→14 — modest, but still a plus. Meanwhile, `Jashanmal` in the UAE slipped 5.6→3.5 (-37%) — looks like promo codes suddenly fell out of love with discounts.

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