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Vertical 12 Augist 2026 📦 4036 · 🎯 5016 · 🔁 7174

This week went like this: nutra is immortal again, finance is busily relabeling price tags, and mobile subscriptions seem to have gone on vacation without telling anyone.

💊 Nutra — “dead” as usual, and back from the grave two seconds later

+258 offers and +425 goals — the vertical is once again pretending nothing’s happening, even though payouts shot up ↑2799 times. In Germany, Chaga for vision jumped from 20 to 65 (+225%), and prostate in its Turkish costume got all the way to 52 in Belgium. Capsules, as always, are immortal and getting a little cheeky.

💳 Finance — solid, until you actually look

+621 offers, +1156 goals — that’s not “nice little growth,” that’s “we moved the whole department.” The Indian credit card doubled to 1400, and ORMATEK on pay-per-order pushed rates up by +50% in some places. But SuperSim in Brazil suddenly went -40% — finance loves playing respectable until you blink.

📱 Mobile subscriptions — the silent genre

Almost complete silence: +1/-2 offers and +133 goals, but not a single payout all week. The vertical’s basically like, “I’m just standing here.” Compared with everything else, it looks like a modest cat that didn’t do anything, but already claimed the spot by the radiator.

🛒 E-com — living off sales and nerves

+10 offers, +17 goals — not a giant swing, more like everyday hustle. At OGO!, several categories moved up at once: one to 3 (+173%), another to 10 (+146%), and yet another to 6 (+79%). Chinese delivery didn’t lag either: an order from the Middle Kingdom in Russia climbed to 120 (+140%). But one category slipped -51% — e-com, as always, smiles first and cuts margin later.

📦 Apps — one plus, but a meaningful one

Only +3/-8 offers, and the drama would’ve ended there if not for the mobile order at Ostin.com rising from 3.11 to 4.67 (+50%). The rest is the usual app life: quiet, dull, and with the constant feeling that someone already deleted the unnecessary stuff.

🛠️ Services — hustle without fanfare

+8/-2 offers, +10 goals, but no noticeable payouts. A classic services week: some stuff added, some removed, everyone busy, and the report gives you polite silence. The vertical is running in “we’re useful, we just don’t shout about it” mode.

🎓 Education — disciplined, no hysterics

+5/-2 offers and +5 goals — smooth, like a good tutor: no show, but right on schedule. The week passed without loud bids, but also without embarrassing blowups. Education, unlike some others, at least pretends it knows where it’s going.

Betting — odds dancing like a cat on a hot roof

+2/-2 offers, +6 goals, and one payout up — modest, but with attitude. In Russia, delivery for “Hi, neighbor!” climbed to 2125 (+24%). The neighbor is happy, sure — but we all know the drill: today it’s green, tomorrow the odds are already giving you the side-eye.

💔 Dating — romance with a checkout tab attached

+2/-3 offers, +3 goals, and one payout up, one down — love, as always, with a double bottom. In Italy, the desktop version of CitySecretChat rose to 5.9 (+79%), while mobile crashed to 3.3 (-44%). So their dates are strictly on the big screen, and no unnecessary feelings.

🎰 Gambling — modest like a casino in an iGaming suit

0/-6 offers and basically zero activity in goals and payouts. Not even much pretending to do: the week went by so quietly it felt like slots went out for a smoke break. When gambling goes silent, it’s usually not kindness — just the pause before the next “well, hang in there.”

🔞 Adult 18+ — the only one not embarrassed by nature

+1/-1 offer and +4 goals — no philosophy, just straight business. This vertical doesn’t pretend it’s about higher meaning: it’s simpler, more direct, and usually skips the long negotiations.

✈️ Travel — a suitcase with no stickers and no movement

0/-3 offers, 0 goals, 0 payouts. Travel didn’t go anywhere this week, not even in the reports. Looks like every route got canceled before boarding.

💻 Software — as quiet as a 3 a.m. update

+1/0 offer and +2 goals, no payouts. It landed neatly, almost invisibly — like a patch that promised to improve your life, but first asked you to reboot.

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