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Daily 26 October 2026 📦 12 · 🎯 24 · 🔁 28

Monday decided not to make a fuss: three networks went off, offers barely budged, but payouts sprinted like someone suddenly believed in the magic of the “raise all” button. Ryzhik approves, but yawns.

🎮 Atomic Heart pulled off a triple upgrade

For Atomic Heart in RU+CIS, three payouts shot up by +300% at once: full edition — 225.62→902.23, gold add-on — 200.55→801.95, copy purchase — 156.68→626.47. And that’s before DLC: those got a 67% bump too. Nice when a game grows faster than an arbitrage buyer’s test list.

🧠 Cordyceps Pulse decided to treat hearing and budgets

The nutra Cordyceps Pulse in Europe didn’t sit this one out either: in LT, the lead went from 20 to 50 (+150%), in EE and LV — from 20 to 45 (+125%). A Turkish invite wrapped in a European shell sounds like a side quest: “find the profit, and try not to go deaf on the way.”

🛒 Ajio in India got modest without warning

Ecom Ajio from India headed down in two directions at once: Repeat Order from 10.5 to 4.2 (-60%), and New User — from 12.6 to 8.4 (-33%). This isn’t growth anymore, it’s a polite slide down the stairs. The network seems to have said: “let’s keep the excitement to a minimum, it’s Monday.”

🥬 Benaga Chaga is still pulling up

Nutra Benaga Chaga in Spain added +25%: 28→35 on confirmed leads. Not exactly outer space, but against the general silence — pretty lively. Looks like chaga is holding up better than the networks’ will to move at the end of October.

🧹 MetaCPA kicked one offer out, the rest look like they’re on lunch break

For removals over the past day, only Pb-Sin18 for joints in Sweden from MetaCPA. Offer count for the window was 0/+0, so the day turned out almost meditative: one got pulled, and after that collective activity basically went to sleep. Monday, what can you do — even catalogs are napping.

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