It’s Saturday, and the affiliate networks have gone off for a siesta again: some bumped payouts, some trimmed the catalog, and some suddenly remembered that money can, in fact, be paid out.

📈 Moneyman broke loose

Moneyman on car titles in Russia shot up from 1821 to 21846 in approvals — that’s +1000%. This kind of growth looks like the network was sleeping for ages and then woke up all at once thinking, “Yep, today we’re doing records too.” Finance with zero modesty.

🪱 Cordyceps handed out “parasites” across Europe

Cordyceps pulse EU dropped a whole pile of payout bumps on confirmed leads: AT 20→70, DE 20→60, CZ 20→55, SK/BE/LT 20→50, and the rest of Europe basically got sprinkled with raises too. Nutra decided not to be shy and started spraying GEOs like it had a hose — Shakes is clearly in “fine, take some more” mode today.

💸 Shakes bulk-reevaluated the nutra stack

The Shakes network rolled out a batch repricing across several offers: in CH — 20→70–75 (+250…275%), in HR — up to 45, in RO/si — up to 32–45. So first they tested one pill, then decided: “Alright, everyone gets fed at once — whoever survives is an arbitrageur.”

🛒 Fresh nutra rookies, straight from the bargain bin

The catalog got loaded with new stuff: Benaga Chaga across Europe in Shakes, Pasodiar GT in Guatemala, GlucoGuard in Algeria, Virilis in the US, HondroPlus and Artroflex Active in Hungary and Spain, plus a few Lions Mane Vitality from CashFactories. Nutra is moving like it’s not Saturday, but Black Friday with a jar of herbs in hand.

🧹 Removals without sentiment

They purged the catalog with no mercy — both finance and nutra got clipped: MoneyMan — car title loan, Domino at Rafinad/LeadGid, PussYear DOI in dating, TikTok CPI US, Stories of Bible, plus a bunch of old capsules and creams. The cleanup was brutal: if it doesn’t fly, it’s out — no long goodbyes, no tears in the office.

💀 M1 is visibly under the weather

Things are getting rough for M1 — the network is having problems, and it’s obvious not just from the vibes, but from the pulls too: Resizen DE, Cleorix, Trivalon, Joint Balm, Exodermin and a few more offers vanished off the radar. Saturday’s diagnosis is simple: somewhere there’s a network, and somewhere else there’s just a fire sale called “grab it before they change their mind.”