Thursday was straight out of “Shakes woke up, sneezed, and swept the whole catalog with a broom”: offers are dropping by the bucketload, and nutra once again decided it’s not enough to just heal — it also needs to haggle.
🧹 Shakes threw a sanitation day
The network culled −533 offers and −2 goals, yet still pumped up to 832 with a median of 136.5. Pure paradox: like a cat smashing a vase and then proudly announcing the house has more space now.
🎉 Glucadin suddenly got expensive
Across Europe, nutra darling Glucadin was feeling generous today: SK 20→50 (+150%), ES 20→45 (+125%), RO 20→45 (+125%), HR low 20→43 (+115%), SI/HU 20→42 (+110%). Even DE low first climbed to 41 in AT and to 31 in DE. Looks like the capsules woke up in a “I know my worth” mood.
💸 Batch repricing at Shakes — no false modesty
Erasmin in HN jumped from 4 to 17–19.77 (+325…394%), Benaga Chaga and Glucadin in IT got 20→45 (+125%), and Cordyceps Pulse with Neoflorax in CZ moved up to 47.5–51. Urexan GT didn’t stay in the corner either: 13→15.25 (+17%). Well, at least somebody today didn’t pretend inflation isn’t real.
🆕 Fresh blood on the floor — everyone’s doing their thing
They rolled in a whole suitcase of fresh stock: Ajdar Power from AffiBay in UZ, Flexosamine and ArtiZynt in Lithuania, Saneo Verdal across different GEOs, Glu Med in Pakistan, Potensal in Australia, Hondrovix in Croatia, and a whole flock from CashFactories — from KetoSlim Cream to Insulinorm and Glucozan. Nutra clearly decided empty shelves are not the vibe today.
🪓 Cuts, no sentimentality attached
Under the knife went U-Zaim, Ryabina, and LifeZaim from LeadGid, MTS Travel from Admitad, plus a few old nutra veterans like Seewell, Sustavit, and a whole battalion of Shivital across Germany, Belgium, Romania, Greece, and beyond. They’re cleaning the catalog like they’re prepping the display for an inspection.
💀 Somewhere there’s generosity, and somewhere it’s minus 40% and goodbye
Not everyone got lucky today: Diatrust BD crashed from 10 to 6 (-40%), and Glucadin DE neuropathy slid from 65 to 55 (-15%). Even the network favorites have days when they get sent to the corner to think about their behavior.