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Daily 11 October 2026 📦 220 · 🎯 165 · 🔁 223

Sunday had the affiliate nets in “don’t touch me, I’m napping” mode, but Shakes still came through with a chainsaw cleanup.

🧹 Shakes staged a reverse mass amnesty

Shakes binned −40 offers and −161 targets — at this point it’s not catalog housekeeping anymore, it’s a full-on nutra raid. When a network shrinks that hard in a day, it feels less like a release and more like a strict diet with zero dessert privileges.

🎉 AJIO decided to make both repeaters and freshers happy

In India, Ajio ran two repricings at once: Repeat Order went from 8.4 to 10.5 (+25%), while New User moved from 10.5 to 12.6 (+20%). Ecom doesn’t sleep: one segment got a bonus for the repeat, the other for its first brush with reality.

🆕 Kenya got a new power root

Cordyceps Max landed in Shakes for Kenya — joints, nutra, neat and to the point. After yesterday’s nutra massacre, the newbie looks like a modest survivor showing up at the ruins with a sign that says, “Just so you know, I’m for joints.”

🆕 Finance didn’t feel like staying quiet either

Creditron appeared in LeadGid for ES / RO / PL / CZ — CPL, financial vertical. Four GEOs right off the bat, no unnecessary poetry: the network clearly figured that if Sunday is sleepy, it doesn’t have to be sleepy for the catalog too.

💀 Nutra Sunday: they pulled everything that wasn’t nailed down

The catalog lost Arthrovia in HU at LemonAD, HairPerfecta from T-Light, and in AdCombo they shipped out Insulux, Biofreeze, Urozenix and Optilux for LB, plus Black Snake Set in 18+. That kind of pruning looks like someone opened the storage closet and went, “Alright, this one can go too.”

💀 Greece lost the entire Benaga Chaga zoo

In Shakes, almost the whole Benaga Chaga lineup got pulled from GR: potency, hypertension, prostatitis, diabetes, weight loss treatment, plus the low versions. That’s not a targeted removal anymore — that’s major surgery. The brand got stripped of basically anything that could still breathe.

📉 Greek nutra also quietly shrank a bit

Targets dipped by −1 on Gigant GR, Hondrofrost GR, ABSlim Free, Eudalie GR, Nicode GR low, and several Cordyceps Pulse branches too. Against the backdrop of the whole day, this isn’t a collapse — just a nervous twitch: the nets are moving, sure, but they’re yawning more than they’re working.

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