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Daily 22 Augist 2026 📦 555 · 🎯 329 · 🔁 823

Saturday turned out like this: Shakes put on a nutra fireworks show, and the rest of the market acted like it wasn’t even there.

💥 Shakes decided once again it’s not a network, but a wholesale rate-revision department

Shakes logged 626 moves with a median of 85,5 — at this point it’s not activity, it’s a full-blown calculator-fueled tantrum. On top of that, the network chopped −357 offers. But nutra got fed nicely: Reishield, Balancio, ABSlim and friends shot up hard. The catalog slimmed down, the payouts bulked up.

🎯 Reishield is on fire today, like it found a doping blend for payouts

For the Reishield BE hearing-loss target, the payout jumped 20→52 (+160%), and the Greek and Hungarian neuropathy versions went 20→45 (+125%). Portugal didn’t go hungry either: 20→40 (+100%). Nutra clearly decided to treat everything at once before anyone had time to change their mind.

🧴 Exodermin and crew tossed a few more targets into the fungal department

In Shakes, targets were bumped by +14 all at once in several GEOs for Ekzodermin EU — the Turkish, Romanian, Hungarian, and Bulgarian versions. At the same time, ALVARIX and DESALIX each got +8 in [cz, ee, hr, hu, pl, pt]. Fungal issues and blood pressure are side by side in the price list today.

📈 Bulk repricing: nutra is stretching like it’s about to run a marathon

In Shakes ch, 6 offers of Reishield jumped from 20 to 65–105 (+225…425%), and in Shakes at, two of its siblings moved up to 62–105. Latvia, Estonia, Slovenia, and Bulgaria joined the relay too. Today nutra isn’t curing anything — it’s rewriting price tags with real passion.

🛒 Kuper tripped on the first order, while banks are cleaning the shelf again

Kuper (ex.SberMarket) on the first order dropped 522→367 (-30%) — not the most cheerful way to remind people that delivery is food, not a holiday. Meanwhile, CreditHelp KZ on the card-linked application rose 640→800 (+25%). In finance, as usual, someone’s slimming down while someone else is reaching into your pocket with extra energy.

🧻 Today’s removals: OTP Bank and the rest of the nutra cleanup

A whole batch of OTP Bank debit cards got kicked out of the catalog, and along with them Prostonix, Varihelp, Hyperton and a few more nutra veterans. The Affscape network itself is marked as dead — a rare case where silence sounds louder than any update.

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